ᅟ ¨ ᅟᅟ ☾ ᅟᅟ 𝐌𝚊𝚍𝚊𐍂𝚊 ᅟᅟ

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[ً @numenrot]

wake up to reality. nothing ever goes as planned in this accursed world. the longer you live, the more you realize that the only things that truly exist in this reality are merely pain, suffering and futility.

[ᅟ ¨ ᅟᅟ ☾ ᅟᅟ 𝐌𝚊𝚍𝚊𐍂𝚊 ᅟᅟ @somnivanitas]

what about shurikenjutsu?

[Hokage Izuna Uchiha (Second Hokage event) @2Young2Die]

I taught him that last month.

[ᅟ ¨ ᅟᅟ ☾ ᅟᅟ 𝐌𝚊𝚍𝚊𐍂𝚊 ᅟᅟ @somnivanitas]

the village is far too noisy today..

[ᅟ ¨ ᅟᅟ ☾ ᅟᅟ 𝐌𝚊𝚍𝚊𐍂𝚊 ᅟᅟ @somnivanitas]

he's still too young for that. i was referring to the fireball jutsu.

[Hokage Izuna Uchiha (Second Hokage event) @2Young2Die]

Like Uchiha Return with the fan-thingy?

[ᅟ ¨ ᅟᅟ ☾ ᅟᅟ 𝐌𝚊𝚍𝚊𐍂𝚊 ᅟᅟ @somnivanitas]

hah! he really will make for a fine shinobi. perhaps i should start teaching him our clans jutsu soon.

[Hokage Izuna Uchiha (Second Hokage event) @2Young2Die]

He's a shy boy, and will fight people that he doesn't like.

[ᅟ ¨ ᅟᅟ ☾ ᅟᅟ 𝐌𝚊𝚍𝚊𐍂𝚊 ᅟᅟ @somnivanitas]

i'm his only uncle that matters, then. perhaps you can send him to daycare.. he should befriend all the other uchiha children.

[Hokage Izuna Uchiha (Second Hokage event) @2Young2Die]

His mom has some brothers.

[ᅟ ¨ ᅟᅟ ☾ ᅟᅟ 𝐌𝚊𝚍𝚊𐍂𝚊 ᅟᅟ @somnivanitas]

i'm his only uncle..

[Hokage Izuna Uchiha (Second Hokage event) @2Young2Die]

And you're his favorite uncle.

[ᅟ ¨ ᅟᅟ ☾ ᅟᅟ 𝐌𝚊𝚍𝚊𐍂𝚊 ᅟᅟ @somnivanitas]

* 💢 it's not funny.

[⁠ ⁠⁠ ⁠ ⁠ 千手⁠ ⁠ ⁠ ⁠⁠ ⁠ ⁠ ⁠ ⁠ 𝐇𝐀𝐒𝐇𝚰𝐑͟𝐀͟𝐌͟𝐀͟ @ROOTSOFSHINOBI]

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[ᅟ ¨ ᅟᅟ ☾ ᅟᅟ 𝐌𝚊𝚍𝚊𐍂𝚊 ᅟᅟ @somnivanitas]

that is even more of a reason why i cannot look after him for a week.

[Hokage Izuna Uchiha (Second Hokage event) @2Young2Die]

He's only 3-years-old.

[ᅟ ¨ ᅟᅟ ☾ ᅟᅟ 𝐌𝚊𝚍𝚊𐍂𝚊 ᅟᅟ @somnivanitas]

i never said that. * 😒

[⁠ ⁠⁠ ⁠ ⁠ 千手⁠ ⁠ ⁠ ⁠⁠ ⁠ ⁠ ⁠ ⁠ 𝐇𝐀𝐒𝐇𝚰𝐑͟𝐀͟𝐌͟𝐀͟ @ROOTSOFSHINOBI]

Wait— you *were* thinking about me ⁉️⁉️

[ᅟ ¨ ᅟᅟ ☾ ᅟᅟ 𝐌𝚊𝚍𝚊𐍂𝚊 ᅟᅟ @somnivanitas]

for a whole week? i don't have that much free time, izuna. a baby is a lot of work.

[Hokage Izuna Uchiha (Second Hokage event) @2Young2Die]

Good. Babysit him for a week straight, day and night.

[ᅟ ¨ ᅟᅟ ☾ ᅟᅟ 𝐌𝚊𝚍𝚊𐍂𝚊 ᅟᅟ @somnivanitas]

.. your gut feeling is a little alarming. have you developed a mind reading jutsu behind my back?

[⁠ ⁠⁠ ⁠ ⁠ 千手⁠ ⁠ ⁠ ⁠⁠ ⁠ ⁠ ⁠ ⁠ 𝐇𝐀𝐒𝐇𝚰𝐑͟𝐀͟𝐌͟𝐀͟ @ROOTSOFSHINOBI]

Just a gut feeling.. you know what I mean?

[ᅟ ¨ ᅟᅟ ☾ ᅟᅟ 𝐌𝚊𝚍𝚊𐍂𝚊 ᅟᅟ @somnivanitas]

if it means i get to skip out on attending a meeting, of course i will.

[Hokage Izuna Uchiha (Second Hokage event) @2Young2Die]

But will you?

[ᅟ ¨ ᅟᅟ ☾ ᅟᅟ 𝐌𝚊𝚍𝚊𐍂𝚊 ᅟᅟ @somnivanitas]

why would you think that? *😐 ( * ☺️🌸 )

[⁠ ⁠⁠ ⁠ ⁠ 千手⁠ ⁠ ⁠ ⁠⁠ ⁠ ⁠ ⁠ ⁠ 𝐇𝐀𝐒𝐇𝚰𝐑͟𝐀͟𝐌͟𝐀͟ @ROOTSOFSHINOBI]

I have the feeling I am required here again

[ᅟ ¨ ᅟᅟ ☾ ᅟᅟ 𝐌𝚊𝚍𝚊𐍂𝚊 ᅟᅟ @somnivanitas]

.. tell them i am babysitting kagami.

[Hokage Izuna Uchiha (Second Hokage event) @2Young2Die]

Babies!

[ᅟ ¨ ᅟᅟ ☾ ᅟᅟ 𝐌𝚊𝚍𝚊𐍂𝚊 ᅟᅟ @somnivanitas]

* 💧 as i have told you, there are no children between me and hashirama. please just tell them i am preoccupied with something that doesn't involve babies.

[Hokage Izuna Uchiha (Second Hokage event) @2Young2Die]

You are helping Hashirama with delivering your two's baby.

[ᅟ ¨ ᅟᅟ ☾ ᅟᅟ 𝐌𝚊𝚍𝚊𐍂𝚊 ᅟᅟ @somnivanitas]

it has to be something believable, izuna. tell them i was sent on an imporant emergency mission.

[Hokage Izuna Uchiha (Second Hokage event) @2Young2Die]

I'll tell them that you're delivering a baby.

[ᅟ ¨ ᅟᅟ ☾ ᅟᅟ 𝐌𝚊𝚍𝚊𐍂𝚊 ᅟᅟ @somnivanitas]

if they find out, just tell them i am away attending to an important matter.

[Hokage Izuna Uchiha (Second Hokage event) @2Young2Die]

The kages will probably know you're a clone.

[ᅟ ¨ ᅟᅟ ☾ ᅟᅟ 𝐌𝚊𝚍𝚊𐍂𝚊 ᅟᅟ @somnivanitas]

* 💭

[ᅟ ¨ ᅟᅟ ☾ ᅟᅟ 𝐌𝚊𝚍𝚊𐍂𝚊 ᅟᅟ @somnivanitas]

hashirama's lips promptly afterwards——kissing the corner of them, then his lower lip, right on that pout. all the while leaning himself into the touch, grip tightening to keep them both steady. )

i'm growing fond of this side of you.

[ᅟ ¨ ᅟᅟ ☾ ᅟᅟ 𝐌𝚊𝚍𝚊𐍂𝚊 ᅟᅟ @somnivanitas]

is that right? i am happy to hear i am not alone in that feeling.

( his eyes widen a fraction upon feeling hashirama's thigh settle between his legs, a red & happy flush of his own settling in. he sets his sights on ˖

[⁠ ⁠⁠ ⁠ ⁠ 千手⁠ ⁠ ⁠ ⁠⁠ ⁠ ⁠ ⁠ ⁠ 𝐇𝐀𝐒𝐇𝚰𝐑͟𝐀͟𝐌͟𝐀͟ @ROOTSOFSHINOBI]

( he tightens his hold on madara’s shoulders after he squeezes his waist, the gesture making him even more flustered. at last, he turns to face him. )

I don’t mind it at all- it just catches me by surprise! When you do things like that, I feel a sort of tingling inside...

( he-