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You can tell it to the birds, I'll tell the bees. Please don't go rushing by. Stay and make my heart fly. #SunshineOnLeith

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http://t.co/hkWsd982UP There is a degree of patent genius about the sordid and sardonic – something which we Scots live and breathe.

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Ne pourriez-vous pas relâcher chaque piste comme acoustique, Florent? La techno est non nécessaire. #FlorentMothe #RockInChair

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http://t.co/QvEbIVqjh9 I cannot wait for this. I shall try not to relent to the anticipation. At least openly. #HTTYD2 #NextYear

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But, as far as I can tell, there is only a subtitled version available. Which, naturally, is rather disheartening. #Agitated #ComeOnFinland

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And since today is Elias Lönnrot’s birthday, The Day of the Finnish Language, I had hoped to happen across the Finnish rendering.

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My innate glossophilia has been blazing of late. Which means that I have been dutifully comparing as many dubs of The Hobbit as I can find.

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And when you've finished, if any are whole, send them down the hall to roll! That's what Bilbo Baggins hates! #NeverGetsOld #VoteBilbo

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Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl! Pound them up with a thumping pole!

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Cut the cloth and tread the fat! Leave the bones on the bedroom mat! Pour the milk on the pantry floor! Splash the wine on every door!

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Blunt the knives, bend the forks! Smash the bottles, burn the corks! Chip the glasses and crack the plates! That’s what Bilbo Baggins hates!

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The Hobbit arrived today. I remain in my pyjamas, warm, blanket-clad, with both remote and teapot at my disposal. Perfect! #TheHobbit #Bliss

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http://t.co/JUZBDI73gp I’m not sure why exactly but I absolutely adore this film. Also, Lukas is a fairy. A real fairy. #2DaysInParis

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http://t.co/hBALdlde14 So point and laugh, it isn't bad. They oughtn't mind because they're mad! #GirlsGirlsGirls #EmilieAutumn

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For reasons unknown, I picture Thomson as a dolefully coy Daniel Brühl – If Colleen Atwood had secured a hold of him. #EmilieAutumn #AFWVG

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http://t.co/lFCxfab6Xp Won’t someone invest for Emilie to transmute The Asylum into a musical? She churns my soul. #EmilieAutumn

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JaNo is finished, a month and a half late, at 86,462 words. And yet, I am still not completely satisfied. #JANO2013 #Bittersweet

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Cry of Fear officially has the best health replenishment method ever! #CryOfFearSesh #MorphineImbuedSyringe #JustSayYes

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http://t.co/XR3UazFD ♪ Je renierais ma patrie. Je renierais mes amis. ♪ Oh, listen to how he rolls those r’s. #FlorentMothe #Perfect

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And Ruissíne has yet to find the Claíomh Solai and Ailill is to find the Spear of Victory.