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small crouton in a big soup | 24 | 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️♿️

[peanut buttercup @perfectcelebrty]

her baby is gonna set the guinness world record for the fastest any baby has ever said their mother’s name

[lily @loonafiIms]

people losing their braincells bc they use ai instead of thinking by themselves VS me losing them in the old-fashioned way (depression)

[celia @_celia_bedelia_]

Might shock you to find out that women are people

[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

they’re allergic to adapting book accurate carrie #MakeHerFat‼️

[⋆｡‧˚ʚ 🍄 sage 🌙 ɞ˚‧｡⋆ @SomnusSage]

@IHEARTHOOVERING all i comprehended from one bit was ‘memndbhwhsb mayonnaise *funky synth noise*’ 😭

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

i love when doctors say "avoid stress" like i can just unsubscribe from economy and become a decorative gargoyle.

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Clockniss Evertea

[George Michael @GeorgeMichael]

I HAVE NEVER AND WILL NEVER APOLOGISE FOR MY SEX LIFE ! GAY SEX IS NATURAL, GAY SEX IS GOOD! NOT EVERYBODY DOES IT, BUT.....HA HA!

[ti. @LUTTI_x]

I love illegal immigration get tf in here girl 😛

[323 @Ggod323]

is this all there is

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Tom Hanks explains how Woody has that bald ass head in ‘TOY STORY 5’.

“You put a rubber hat on top of a rubber head again & again & again & again, something's gonna chafe.”

(Source: https://t.co/gnWIQAmxeh)

[James Marriott ⚠️ @moremarriott]

I heard someone refer to the train down to Brighton as the LGBT (London Gatwick Brighton Train) and I haven’t been able to stop thinking about it since

[Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer]

“𝗄𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗆 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝗄𝗂𝗇𝖽𝗇𝖾𝗌𝗌” 𝗪𝗥𝗢𝗡𝗚, 𝐅𝐈𝐑𝐄𝐁𝐀𝐋𝐋!

☄️🔥💥🔥🔥🔥💥💥💥💥💥💥🔥💥🔥🔥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🔥💥💥🔥🔥💥🔥🔥🔥🔥💥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💥🔥🔥🔥🔥💥💥🔥💥🔥🔥💥💥🔥🔥💥🔥🔥💥🔥🔥🔥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

how to lose sunshine and rainbows

[Nick Wolfhard @Nick__Wolfhard]

I haven’t been this excited since the release of Belgian techno anthem, Pump Up the Jam

[A @deafandblinddog]

Being a baby in a stroller under the plastic cover when it’s raining must be a major vibe