Somtee🔥💫

Pharmacist//Football Player//GGMU//Banter-ist//Sitcom Lover// Fitness Enthusiast// Master of Pharmacy @UniCanberra 🇦🇺 🇳🇬

[Somtee🔥💫 @somtee11]

On God!

[Fact @Fact]

A study found that people born in May have the lowest risk of illness and disease, while those born in October have the highest.

[Somtee🔥💫 @somtee11]

United Fans are just silly to think He was bad yesterday.
Our loss yesterday was heavily on 3 players
Heaven, Bruno and most especially Dorgu, in that order.
Carrick is to be blamed for playing Cunha and Dorgu in an unnatural positions too.
Tielemans and Santos weren’t bad.

[TopCee @UtdTopCee]

Does Andrey Santos do back-pass?�

[Somtee🔥💫 @somtee11]

Thank you so much. He is so shite omg!

[Somtee🔥💫 @somtee11]

@Arnoldthebadguy @dlanor_jay 🖕🏽

[Somtee🔥💫 @somtee11]

Bruno to Gala
Osimhen to Utd abeg! I need a fox in the box. I am tired of this fasle nine thing

[Somtee🔥💫 @somtee11]

Can someone tell me what Heaven was doing with Mcburnie??
That boy has core bozo genes in him ffs

[Dlanor_Jay @dlanor_jay]

Maguire why are you holding Mazraoui 😭😭😭

[Somtee🔥💫 @somtee11]

@FergiesRightRef Mate shut up. Rashy crossed twice to him and he did fuck all!
He is just not match fit.
He couldn’t even sort his foot out and shoot with back infront of the goal at the dying minutes.

[Somtee🔥💫 @somtee11]

Bro, If we are moving Zirkzee on(which we should) pls go get me Osimhen if we are back to hoofball and crosses!

[Somtee🔥💫 @somtee11]

@badasskachii Bruno and Dorgu Simple.
I lil bit of Shaw too

[Somtee🔥💫 @somtee11]

Even Bruno can’t deliver a decent cross into the box anymore. I hate the fact that our success depends on him.
We’re so reliant on him. he always starts every season sluggishly until December when it’s too late.
Last time he had his shit on from the start was 5-1 against Leads

[Somtee🔥💫 @somtee11]

Bruno Fernandes… people are too scared to say it shaaa

[Somtee🔥💫 @somtee11]

Dorgu should just fuck off that wing now!

[Somtee🔥💫 @somtee11]

Insane turnaround ngl 😆

[JB™️ @gunnerpunner]

I meant Quansah

[Somtee🔥💫 @somtee11]

@PamelaNjoku2 Foolish imbeciles mehn.
You can suck Rashy off all you like but he’s not starting over Cunha

[Somtee🔥💫 @somtee11]

@zeechy__ Your love for him ehhh

[Somtee🔥💫 @somtee11]

Bommmmmbbbaaaaaaaaa!!!! Ornyyyyy finally

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester United closing in on deal to sign Carlos Baleba from Brighton & Hove Albion. #MUFC offer for 22yo Cameroon midfielder ~£60+5m; below #BHAFC valuation but amicable talks continue as all parties work to reach agreement @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/WmP1bD2JuT

[David Ornstein @David_Ornstein]

🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester United closing in on deal to sign Carlos Baleba from Brighton & Hove Albion. #MUFC offer for 22yo Cameroon midfielder ~£60+5m; below #BHAFC valuation but amicable talks continue as all parties work to reach agreement @TheAthleticFC https://t.co/WmP1bD2JuT

[Somtee🔥💫 @somtee11]

@tahyvr_ @king_elorm Very silly post.
He was very decent.
He only played 1st Half.
Manioo needs minutes too

[Somtee🔥💫 @somtee11]

Walahi, I know Carrick and his players did this on purpose but I can’t prove it!
INEOS sign some fucking players!!!🤬