sunny

[swinky @swinkying]

junie b. jones tried to sell me crack cocaine at applebees

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

male postpartum depression is when men get depressed because they aren't the only baby in the house anymore

[bug girl! @medusasgemss]

some of y’all have never heard frogs and crickets outside at night and felt your nervous system unclench itself and it shows

[Raymonte @BDTRELILBROTHER]

I can’t picture Michael Jackson eating no pussy g I can’t I’m sorry

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Paper towel commercials are so fake; it's always a kid spilling juice, never like a cat throwing up.

[Ab @__aymb]

1 day with me really turn into years 😂

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

I'm so tired of finding sh*t to eat, wear, watch... like omg fuck it nvm! 😭😭

[Alisah Chanel @alisahchanel]

I’m at the age now where I can’t take all that hooting & hollering.

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

Sometimes I wonder how the Vaseline company is holding up, because one container lasts you for like 75 years

[Brisk @BriskQ]

I think you a lil slow if you posting AI pics of yourself

[🫦 @ConceitedJuvv]

Whoever came up with " mind you " ateeeee🤣🤣🤣cause FUCKING MIND YOU!!!!!!!

[O.G™ 🤎 @Omogbolahann_]

People need to understand that there are days when you're not in the mood to talk or interact with anyone.

[SweetMarie @Oceanbreeze473]

It takes so much energy to go inside a Walmart.

[mssexxyirl @mssexxyirl]

i'm insecure about my body but also i think i'm sexy at the same time

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

i am yet to reach the peak of my beauty n that's something to look forward to. exciting times ahead.

[Melz @flyboiidotcom]

Not interested in tit for tat unless it’s a love-off

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

I’m part of the generation that saw a full set go from $25 to $127😭

[. @Fimiye]

i can’t stay loyal to one genre of music, i’m polyjammerous fr

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

Before ChatGPT, our academic lifeline was random students uploading full exams to Quizlet.

[Mama T🌻 @herchosenpath]

Being embarrassed about your age makes no sense to me. How you gone let somebody shame you for being alive longer?