billy cox

I'm a romance novelist. And a virgin. see me at @improvasylum

[billy cox @son_of_fuzzy]

Since puking is called throwing up, why isn't pooping called throwing down?

[Boston Globe Pitchbot @BostonSatire]

Report: Jordan’s Furniture announces annual Red Sox promotion where your furniture is free if you can grit through 9 full innings of watching the team attempting to figure out how to play baseball

[billy cox @son_of_fuzzy]

@Starbucks should have spelled the new CEOs name wrong on that press release

[billy cox @son_of_fuzzy]

At this point I just add a ", you worthless piece of shit" to the end of every headline I read that involves the CDC. it just makes it more honest

[Kellie🌛 @kikimoonlite]

Panic! At the Disc Golf competition

[bill wurtz @billwurtz]

i love current events. for halloween i'm dressing up as a current event

[billy cox @son_of_fuzzy]

Octoberfest and October First sound the same when a British person says it

[billy cox @son_of_fuzzy]

it looks like the LA Rams made the numbers on their uniforms using fruit by the foot

[billy cox @son_of_fuzzy]

...but, alas, white whale was NOT on the shopping list and so Ahab's maddening chase continued

[billy cox @son_of_fuzzy]

Never judge a book by its face tattoo

[billy cox @son_of_fuzzy]

@BenDBarker Found Frank! Phone finally rang after a few hours and were able to get word to him. He was shocked we found it. Jacket fell off boat while he was fishing for black sea bass. Caught a 20 pounder too. Pretty good day for Frank.

[billy cox @son_of_fuzzy]

Just found a Columbia jacket floating in Buzzard's Bay. Size XL. Eyeglasses and an Android phone in pockets. Looking for owner; possibly named Frank. Please RT this to help Frank get his stuff back.

[billy cox @son_of_fuzzy]

#FindingFrank

[Ben Barker @BenDBarker]

@son_of_fuzzy Keep us posted with updates #FindingFrank

[Wheeler Cowperthwaite @WheelerReporter]

Vets and civilians walked from Boston to the Massachusetts National Cemetery in Bourne -- 65 miles -- to honor the fallen. Via @PatriotLedger (subscriber only)

https://t.co/AZd9nOc0SJ

[billy cox @son_of_fuzzy]

@Reppentweet @BenDBarker @Mrzack123 Thanks but No Hanks

[billy cox @son_of_fuzzy]

can't find one of my sneakers. don't know if I lost it or if it's just being sneaky and hiding

[billy cox @son_of_fuzzy]

gonna tell my kids this was Jon Taffer

[billy cox @son_of_fuzzy]

At breakfast you take a biscuit from the basket but on a fast break you put the biscuit in the basket

[billy cox @son_of_fuzzy]

Buying this outfit to wear every morning when I log into Robinhood while laying in bed

[billy cox @son_of_fuzzy]

this acquits different