Alyssa Timpson

This is the twitter of a girl who cried a river and drowned the whole world.

[Alyssa Timpson @son_of_timp]

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@wearephoenix keep seeing random songs show up on your spotify. You guys experimenting with genres or is this some sort of hack?

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Well I’ve watched @nextinfashion twice now and I’m still in denial that @tanfrance is gay and @alexa_chung isn’t (i.e. I have a chance at neither)

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@HaileySkinner U gonna use this because I think u should

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@bryan1anderson Very happy for u

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@newbalance I’m so bummed that my new balance shoes didn’t last me long at all. The plastic in the heel is totally warped and I can’t wear them at all now 😭

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Is it just me or does @thisisLANY have a concert in salt lake every other week?

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@tacobell why do ur employees always turn the Baja blast freeze machine off before closing its so sad and rude

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@ASOS_HeretoHelp I’ve done exactly that and have not received a response.

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@ASOS_HeretoHelp SUPER disappointed in ASOS this year. Ordered all of my Christmas gifts to be delivered by the 17th and turns out I’ll only ever receive one of those. I hardly call this “customer care”

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@CherylCardall @hankrsmith I would love to know those terms if you happen to find them!

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BREAKING: Netflix has announced that it will bring Aang's epic story to Netflix in a live-action adaptation of Avatar: The Last Airbender.

https://t.co/apZS9ELcPb

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@GoAskAvery This is amazing

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@KelliHerlevi Please make this happen

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@PierceAlisa My step grandma literally called me alisa the other day wtf people get it together

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@PierceAlisa @xosierraaa They high key made my first kiss possible

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@dougiec0n I relate to this on a spiritual level

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@HaileySkinner My biggest fear was getting invited to long board the canyon

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@_MeganLomas If she knew you just called her grandma tho.........