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[sona @sonaaaab]

I wish everyone would use bereal again

[Braelyn ⛓️ @braelyn_ai]

the weather app really should tell you if SF is going to be 67° (very hot) or 67° (very cold)

[Eli Mernit @mernit]

7am flight out of SFO

- Leave house 1h before flight leaves
- 13 min Uber to airport, views of the Bay
- TSA agent smiles asks if you like the Grateful Dead
- Ads for AI agents that cure cancer
- Multiple food options spanning global cuisines
- 2 min walk to gate
- Get upgraded to business class
- Depart 5 min early

7am flight out of JFK

- Leave house 3h before flight leaves
- 73 minute Uber to airport, bumper to bumper traffic
- TSA agent hates you
- Ads for underwear
- No food options besides Jamba Juice and hardboiled eggs
- 17 min walk to gate
- Get downgraded to seat next to bathroom
- Depart 2 hours late

[nile @nileandah]

this is my version of an egot

[carmen @gldnh0ur]

paul revering at work that the bachelorette was cancelled

[sona @sonaaaab]

“celaena sardothien went six miles in the desert” I say as I carry my mango carts up the hills of sf

[re: emma @evemmore]

when all my friends hang out

[sona @sonaaaab]

can’t stop thinking about my ex (ex-roomies) i’ll never get over it (the fact that we’re not sitting on our couch together debriefing going out last night)

[sona @sonaaaab]

“if music is therapy, then who is your therapist?”
me:

[Bachelor Bob @BachelorBob_]

Live look at Bachelor Nation

#TheGoldenBachelor #BachelorInParadise

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

The red line is when Republicans ended the national assault weapons ban.

[sona @sonaaaab]

can’t believe i just registered to graduate @ucdavis can i stay forever 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[Poem Heaven @PoemHeaven]

i love this so much.

[✮hellgirl✮ @stargirlll420]

just cause i’m fun and sexy doesn’t make me stupid

[sona @sonaaaab]

@uja_sheee omg ujashi 🥺 congrats girl!!

[Luckygirl.🤍 @quinsthename]

Y’all don’t like Tequila and that be the problem

[sammy @damnn_sammm_]

Why us drinkers don’t got a day dedicated to drinking all fucking day🙄 no fair