سونيل / Bored Womaniya

Bored in general and particular. Prone to silliness. Expert at blunders. Often rants. Looking for meaning of life, enlightenment and balderdash.

[سونيل / Bored Womaniya @sonalgh]

I see hippopotamus 🦛!!!! Dono brain kharaab!!

[1.82 Ferah @biigityaaa]

Sağ beyniniz varsa kedi yavrusu görürsünüz,sol beyniniz varsa tavşan yavrusu görürsünüz.

Siz ne görüyorsunuz?

[Amock_ @Amockx2022]

What is this brainwashing? 😭

Journalist –– What will you say about Rupee getting weak against Dollar?

Andhbhakt –– That's American propaganda

Journalist –– How??

Andhbhakt 😂😂 –– Earlier we used to get only ₹60 for $1, now we get ₹95 for $1. So what's better, 60 or 95?

IQ : 00, Propaganda : 100

[Prashant Bhushan @pbhushan1]

भ्रष्टाचार, महँगाई, नफ़रत: ये सब बच्चे तो थे, लेकिन लोकतंत्र नहीं आया था। उसको स्कूल से क्यों निकाल दिया? क्योंकि वह सवाल करता था? देखिए शेखर सुमन की बेहतरीन पेशकश

[Darab Farooqui @darab_farooqui]

Bhumi Pednekar has lost a significant chunk of her audience.

And it's sort of hilarious because she was trying to get more popular.

[Gautam S. Mengle @NotMengele]

Bruh.

[Vir Das @thevirdas]

Have a look at the comments section or dms of any girl in India. Then maybe we can lecture them about their own language.

[yash @stfujaadu]

salman khan aise hi likhte rahe toh one day AI will lose its job to bhAI

[Sushant Singh @SushantSin]

For a 75-year prickly old man

[Sanghmitra Hitaishi @sanghmitrahit20]

He is not our father, we are not his children. He is a public servant who has been voted by Indian Adults.

[Sakshi @333maheshwariii]

India is a country where PM makes reels on Instagram instead of holding press conference.

[Joy @Joydas]

He has spent thousands of crores building his image. From the days of using APCO Worldwide. Massive PR Globally. Domestically projected as Strong leader. Then comes kids and they name him “Chappan Inch ka Chhota Bandar”. That demolishes everything. Ends up making silly Reels

[Shantanu @shaandelhite]

There can be only two cases —

Either Amit Shah ordered the firing or he wasn’t aware. In first case he is the culprit and in the second case he is incompetent.

— Rahul Gandhi ji on fire today 🔥

[Alok Sharma @Aloksharmaaicc]

Rahul Gandhi—BJP is Violent.

Modi (Stands Up)—Rahul Gandhi is calling the entire hindu religion violent.

Rahul Gandhi—Narendra Modi is not Hinduism, BJP is not Hinduism, RSS is not Hinduism.

Modi sat down!!😂😂

[سونيل / Bored Womaniya @sonalgh]

@doraa_101 L word ke baad ji laga do! Thoda respect se baat karo please…

[Mahua Moitra @MahuaMoitra]

It is said that if we had a nuclear holocaust the only thing that would survive is the cockroach. All power to cockroaches. May you proliferate & win larger battles.
Love you guys.

[Official PeeingHuman @thepeeinghuman]

Dharmendra to jhaanki hai, Modi-Shah baaki hai!

[Palak Zatakia @zatakia]

Shouting "Cameraperson Parth" is such a genius move. It does two things at once:

1. Clearly signals to the police around them that he + Parth are from the media, protecting them from any lathis coming their way.

2. Temporarily defuse police from swinging lathis at people, by making it clear that the media is recording - and in turn protecting people from any lathis coming at them. Whatever helps in the moment for people around them.

Baller move.

[Yes @anythingbolly]

This Bismil edit has made its name into history books

[🪽 @mspringle]

single handedly keeping the 4th pillar of democracy alive