Jon Sim

father of probable geniuses; promos - @StridentNights @hatch_sheffield; PR for @societyoflosers

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@MJPGallagher Rich Fulcher

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@LESLlEKNOPE Doesn’t help that they started making you take off glasses for photo ids quite a while back. I don’t look anything like the guy on my driving licence. Let alone the head of hair I’ve lost and the beard I’ve since grown.

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@thankleeds I never made this leap. But also my watch broke ages ago.
I’m gonna get a watch!

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@thankleeds @fashiontipsband IDST

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Hooray!
Went and gone got a new job!
And they agreed a start date within a few hours of the offer.
Only one week left of glorious unemployment!

[StridentNights @StridentNights]

Tonight!
@moni_jitchell
@hatch_sheffield
W/ @fmgdysfunction and Yo Dynamo.
All free tix gone, couple of cheap(£4)left.
Rest of adv tix off sale at 7pm.
£8otd from 8pm. Or whatever you can afford.
BYOB & DBAD

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Oh yea, oh yea!
Yo Dynamo will be opening this sick mutha next satday @hatch_sheffield
W/ @moni_jitchell and @fmgdysfunction
Doors at 8pm

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Just seen someone use “thrice” in normal conversation. Wow.

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Zelda nerds - the obscured mural will reveal the Zonai are the bad guys.

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@iluvturbulence Take the tip

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@14Autumns Only a matter of time until you need a photo if for a greggs too.

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@thankleeds Just as well he reined it in when he agreed to be in thank.

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Help me out.
Need to sell some advanced tickets for a bigger gig.
What’s the least worst ticketing seller?

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@JaseKester I feared as much

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There is a direct correlation between how much I “try” to promote a gig and how awful I feel about myself. Should I stop putting gigs on?

[StridentNights @StridentNights]

Look at that poster.
HATCH beauts Knorke and weirdo Notts tapist Daphnellc in support.

BYOeffigies!

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@ALG_CORNELIUS is coming to party at @hatch_sheffield on coronation day Sat 6th May!
Ignore the irrelevant monarchy and give all your attention to this dude!
£8OtD or whatever you got.
8pm doors and don’t be late it’s a tiny room.

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Oh look a colourful poster to entice you:

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There’s gonna be a party at @hatch_sheffield next Friday
5th May - 8pm
@GumTakesTooth are headlining
W/ Kar Pouzi & Ardillan Death Rays Duo
£8 OTD or whatever you can afford.