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🔥son blazey AKA shady doggy :*🔥

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@astrooalert If it’s electromagnetic levitation, he is going to turn up missing or dead under suspicious circumstances

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@onibinodanna @pokemon_fanss no

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@Gabe_Trust Used to be a huge believer till government and msm went full blast. Too fishy for me

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@Gabe_Trust All of it is fake

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@FalconryFinance Can’t you return it? Shipped + sold from Newegg = Newegg return policy no?

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@QuantumGuard17 Also, water quality monitoring isn’t that hard to get rolling if you have a decent environmental monitoring organization in your city

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@QuantumGuard17 Touch it. If it breaks apart into platelets, it isn’t oil, but natural hydrocarbons from benthic substrate natural decomposition.
If it doesn’t break into platelets— it is oil.
Then you have to find the source.

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@bettybloodclot The government wants exactly this

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@batzdu Fractal shapes are the fundamental nature of our reality’s design. Seeing as we don’t have the biological perceptive ability to see outside of the 3rd dimension— everything within our vision (and dimension) must follow this geometry. It is truly the only evidence of grand design

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@RagavanThurair DARIUS JOHNSON goddamn wtf did they train this model on

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@thekareemowheat @shitshowdotinfo That is also acceptable

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So basically, today PHP got two critical bugs that let anyone run code on your server without even logging in, which is bad, and then the details leaked before the patch was even out, which is worse, and it works on WordPress and MediaWiki and Magento and Joomla and Laravel, and Censys says like 1.5 million servers are running a version with no fix, so the NSA was like "take your system offline," and the FBI was like "take your system offline," and CISA and the UK and CERT-EU were all like "take your system offline," and then the Prime Minister of Japan, the actual Prime Minister, posted at 5:55 in the morning telling 48.8 million people to take their system offline, so everyone took their system offline, like the Dutch cybersecurity agency took its own website offline, and the Dutch parliament went offline, and the Port of Rotterdam went offline, and Finland and France and Denmark started pulling government sites, and Wikipedia went down, and https://t.co/QlOXb3COq3 went down, and Asana and GOG and Something Awful went down, and the University of Vienna's webmail went down for some reason, and that's just PHP. Because GitLab also dropped a CVSS 10.0, which is the highest score they give out, for a bug that's been there since 2014, so that's every self-hosted GitLab for twelve years, and then LiteLLM 1.107.0 got hijacked and shipped a credential stealer and a remote access trojan in every single wheel and the Docker images, including latest, and you didn't even have to import it, just installing it was enough, and it's the second time this year, and then Railway paused every deployment on the entire platform because someone got into the environment variables, so now everyone has to rotate every secret they've ever stored there, and TiDB Cloud said someone was walking around inside with stolen credentials for basically a month and an extortion group says they took 10.6 terabytes, and Zeabur got breached for the second time in two months and is just shutting down, like the whole company, and Node.js patched remote code execution and a TLS bypass, and CISA says Plex is being actively exploited, and someone took over 300 Tor exit relays to steal SSH passwords, and SafePay ransomware has hit over 600 critical infrastructure orgs, and India's biggest bank filed a data loss incident, and Japan has been in an official state of emergency in cyberspace since October 9, which honestly explains the 5:55 AM post. Oh, and eMudhra, a certificate authority that's issued over 60 million certificates, whose entire job is proving websites are who they say they are, was supposed to be using private keys that are random numbers over a hundred digits long, and one of them was 4. Just 4. And the others were like 66 and 237. Anyway, it's Wednesday.

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@TMZ Contractual obligation is insane dude give the man a break

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@TheUimWipes Ouch dude

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@financedystop Here’s a tip— tipping shouldn’t exist in the big 26 and companies should pay their workers reasonable rates without forcing them to bend over backwards to shitty people for a couple bucks.
It was a good system before we had to worry about affording basic necessities.

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@onorma_ It’s all ai remakes of stuff we already know

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@0xBunny This sucks but you shouldn’t drive for uber

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@cyberpeach Diet and stress fr

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@Phoxotic Yep