sarah 🌵

immigration lawyer by day & craft beer enthusiast by night

[sarah 🌵 @soneill2113]

Andy Cohen: me taking shots in undergrad
Anderson Cooper: me taking shots now

[saltyegg6490 @fagtwigs]

Is this real

[sarah 🌵 @soneill2113]

@BarExamTutor E&E in general were the best supplements. And they were even better when the author of the textbook was an author on the E&E.

[sarah 🌵 @soneill2113]

@netflix Plz consider this a formal request to bring Tolu and Jess on the next season of The Mole. Thx.

[sarah 🌵 @soneill2113]

@Shannnnnonnn7 Hey for these wire transfer payments, you need to ask for/demand a copy of the pay stub otherwise you have no proof or confirmation taxes are being withheld (correctly, if at all) or benefits, like insurance, are being paid for.

[sarah 🌵 @soneill2113]

@Shannnnnonnn7 Wait are you still waiting for your 6/30 pay check???

[sarah 🌵 @soneill2113]

@idontownacat @RylieSeidl Second this. The Unhoneymooners is also a great enemies to lovers ~on vacation~ haha

[sarah 🌵 @soneill2113]

@RylieSeidl Literally anything Colleen Hoover is good to get back into reading. November 9, Verity, and Reminders if Him are my favorites. All “romance” I guess but really just good stories.

@mannahtee reads like three books a week. She probably has good recs for people getting back into it

[sarah 🌵 @soneill2113]

@AmabileJoe Mirror neurons. They are the same neurons that facilitate vicarious learning. You see someone else do it, so you are able to emulate it yourself. Side effect is yawning when someone else does, copying however someone is holding their hands, etc.

[maria🦝 @mariamainmo]

"What do your tattoos mean?" That I had $200 and no one stopped me

[sarah 🌵 @soneill2113]

@RylieSeidl I’ve been off for a year and a half and I’ve never going back. Less water weight. More stable mood. More energy.

I highly recommend a book called “your brain on birth control” — it should be required reading for all girls tbh. Game changer.

[sarah 🌵 @soneill2113]

@mannahtee At which point you realize it was an excellent idea

[sarah 🌵 @soneill2113]

Probably one of the best cocktails I have ever had. 500/10, extremely recommend.

[lil corn dog @mannahtee]

my friends loved my espresso martini recipe i can die in peace

[sarah 🌵 @soneill2113]

@LolOverruled Recently, there was a whole discussion on an immigration atty FB group lately about attys who still write “alien” in their briefs. And while everyone was arguing about “noncitizen” “respondent” and “alien” I was just like…. How about the client’s fkn name???? Jfc, these people.

[sarah 🌵 @soneill2113]

FINALLY

[SHOWTIME @Showtime]

He couldn't hide forever. #Dexter: New Blood premieres November 7 on @Showtime.

[sarah 🌵 @soneill2113]

Being an immigration lawyer means getting paid to persuasively beg the government for mercy, all the time.

[Katie Hobbs @katiehobbs]

I’m running for Governor to deliver transparency, accountability, and results for Arizonans -- just like I’ve done my whole career.

Join me: https://t.co/LM2sCDVynA

[Room Rater @ratemyskyperoom]

Flags. Window treatments. Great desk. We are pro column. Pro Democracy. @katiehobbs for Governor. 10/10

[sarah 🌵 @soneill2113]

PSA: if you are arrested and fingerprinted, it still shows up on your rap sheet.

“Oh that well yeah but I was never convicted”

Well sure maybe but doesn’t mean no one is ever going to know or ask about the incident again. 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

[sarah 🌵 @soneill2113]

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[SCOTUSblog @SCOTUSblog]

NEW: SCOTUS rules against government on technical question of immigration law. Case involved whether government must use a single document to provide noncitizens with a formal notice to trigger the "stop-time rule" (which affects whether certain noncitizens can avoid deportation)