Cristina Aragon

Never had the makings of a varsity athlete

[Jay, Non-Binary Dumbass @ThirstyAssAlt]

Like people say “Kobe” before shooting a basketball, I like to say “Hemmingway” before getting hammered and depressed

[Harper @harperwyntr]

about fucking time, happy birthday you cunt

[Cristina Aragon @songforrobin]

@Bricktop_NAFO Weapons (2025)

[Cristina Aragon @songforrobin]

@Microinteracti1 Put me back

[NASA Goddard @NASAGoddard]

This misty cloud may look ghostly, but it's the site of new life. 💫

Stars are born out of gas & dust in the star forming cloud Lupus 3. @NASAHubble's image is a reminder for us: Things may feel hazy now, but there are lights ahead. We can grow in gloom.
https://t.co/h7O8nTThb5

[Cristina Aragon @songforrobin]

@chorio_actis @SoCalHodag Destroy him queen

[NickFrank40 @NickyFrank30]

My grandfather used to say “and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel” and I never knew what it meant until after he died my grandmother explained some magazine did a fluff interview with Magda Goebbels a few years before WW2 that included her strudel recipe and my grandfather, who hated the Nazis with the passion of 10,000 suns, thought it was an example of the media sanitizing evil people and he would use the phrase when someone asked him to overlook a bad person doing bad things and focus on the good.

[Mukhtar @I_amMukhtar]

This is how you introduce war criminals when you're interviewing them.

[Cristina Aragon @songforrobin]

@elonmusk Stop

[Cristina Aragon @songforrobin]

@andrewcuomo Girl you already lost

[Cristina Aragon @songforrobin]

What a treat

[Ambereen Dadabhoy 🪬 @DrDadabhoy]

They keep telling us that mass death of Arabs, Muslims, Palestinians, and Iranians is the only way to save "western civilization." Perhaps it's not worth saving, then.

[Cristina Aragon @songforrobin]

@TheIranianNews Girly pop you keep teasing us

[Cristina Aragon @songforrobin]

@sfmcguire79 I didn’t read it as a “hit job” at all. It seems more like a reckoning of a complicated relationship with her dad. She expressed her surprise at seeing her father’s attitude change in his older years. Bittersweet and with a very human angle.

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

After party’s are for wankers I’m getting straight of after the gigs get my beauty sleep this level of sexiness doesn’t happen by staying up talking bollox to bellends

[Cristina Aragon @songforrobin]

@CWBChicago Man, what a narc

[Cristina Aragon @songforrobin]

@iowahawkblog “Beans r not woke” what a time to be alive

[Cristina Aragon @songforrobin]

@cocovonnoctem Herzog did it first

[Cristina Aragon @songforrobin]

@isabelcarpio23 Fresh pool

[Cristina Aragon @songforrobin]

Summer me Fall me