Lainey

ha ha

[Lainey @songs2005]

sorry, not sorry, not going to care about punch the monkey because i grew up with an alcoholic, psychologically abusive father in a constant state of distress, anxiety and worry about the future.

hearing the key in the door every evening was my own “punch” for almost 20 years.

[Lainey @songs2005]

these bitches only like sosa as a friend

[Lainey @songs2005]

head from a girl on the naughty list >>

[Lainey @songs2005]

fuck. i can't do anything right. *pulls my shirt up slightly and you can see a little bit of my abs*

[Lainey @songs2005]

good son or awesome daughter

[Lainey @songs2005]

using emojis when texting older relatives to let them know i’m not a threat

[Lainey @songs2005]

today is Sunday to every being in the world wake up drink your favorer drink and say i will have perfect nice day .

[Lainey @songs2005]

how beautiful it is that we have to do this together

[Lainey @songs2005]

when u pee red that means lust

[Lainey @songs2005]

*waving a loaded gun around the bank lobby* everypony just be fucking cool alright

[Lainey @songs2005]

think santa’s gonna leave a gun in my stalking

[Lainey @songs2005]

i still wanna see you play toys and games , just not at my play date

[Lainey @songs2005]

they put me in a big birdcage swinging over a pit of lava and no one is coming to save me

[Lainey @songs2005]

best part of my day every day is coming home and hitting my wife

[Lainey @songs2005]

people of reddit, what was the time you accidentally hit a civilian with your car, realized the extend of the damage, and hit reverse in an act of mercy?

[Lainey @songs2005]

i am going to become a homie hoper this summer. i am going to be the reason a local band breaks up

[Lainey @songs2005]

let your haters be your gators as you traverse the bayou of success

[Lainey @songs2005]

let your haters be your tailgaters when you are speeding down the residential neighborhood of success

[Lainey @songs2005]

let your haters be your translators as you interpret the language of success

[Lainey @songs2005]

who’s up fighting their battles

[Lainey @songs2005]

is there presale registration for those prison marriage websites plssss

[Lainey @songs2005]

damnn girl ur pussy look totally fine