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[O.G™ 🤎 @Omogbolahann_]

African mom finding out you pay to listen to music:

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Shoutout to me in 5 years. I bet she’s doing amazing, and i’m so genuinely rooting for her.❤️

[Jessy_szn💕 @Astro_jessie]

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

When I say my age and everyone tells me I look way younger.

[JNS @_devJNS]

"i did all the work"

[kat @yslnadi]

when i think i finally got a guy friend but now he got something to tell me

[daz @MetamateDaz]

The 40-hour work week was designed for men who had wives cooking and cleaning for them. I’m just a girl. I should be working 12 hours a week maximum.

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

I don’t want to work somewhere that is “like a family”. I want to work somewhere that understands that we HAVE families.

[Champ✨ @Ib_ra_himm]

Killer: I’m going to kill everyone you love

Me: I love you

Killer:

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

Me getting accused of something I know I did

[A 🇦🇪 @tutututuulip]

A man’s ego will cost him a woman who only asked to be loved properly.

[soosoorandom @sluvity_____]

No man is putting their life on hold for a woman and I want women to stop putting their life on hold for men.

[رؤى @rznaras]

Thinking about my wasted potential

[solé @layxsnv]

the face i make when i’m about to choose violence

[jezz @JezziiB]

Men love a smart and intelligent woman until she uses her brain to decode his behavior patterns and bullshit.

[𝓲𝓬𝓮 @be_like_ice]

How men react when the girl they hurt move on.

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

"My intention is to grow with the company"

Me as soon as recieves a job offer with higher pay:

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

Workplace bullies will always have their karma.

[Zion @zionszzn]

About to use y=mx+b to figure out the slope of the line you just crossed

[Big El 🏝️ @BlackKyle5]

woman 1: that’s my baby.
woman 2: no that’s my baby.
king solomon: cut the baby into 2 halves
Baby: