sonic the hedgehog

i play by my own rules. remember that. || PFP By @PunkSpeedster

[sonic the hedgehog @Sonic_lRL]

what up, sonic squad? i'm just burnin the breeze out here in green hills.

i'm not a big social media guy or whatchamacallit, but i thought i'd keep you guys up to date on the big going ons. especially on my side of things

trust me, you won't wanna miss any of it.

[sonic the hedgehog @Sonic_lRL]

augh. no way, crowns aren't for me.

i'm definitely top class, though.

[Sonia the Hedgehog @BestPianist_IRL]

Crown prince of ragebait, fr

[sonic the hedgehog @Sonic_lRL]

and i thought i do too much. you practically take the cake.

[Sally Acorn @Sally_IRL]

what are you looking at, Blue? Can't i compliment another lady?

[sonic the hedgehog @Sonic_lRL]

i like yanking chains.

[Sonia the Hedgehog @BestPianist_IRL]

bro.

[Sally Acorn @Sally_IRL]

Sonia needs her beauty sleep. Looking as good as she does, isn't easy you know

[Sonia the Hedgehog @BestPianist_IRL]

well well!

look at who's embracing her inner musician!?

[sonic the hedgehog @Sonic_lRL]

@TailsTheRealFox @cream_IRL they missed me.

[sonic the hedgehog @Sonic_lRL]

@cream_IRL is that metal? hi metal!

[sonic the hedgehog @Sonic_lRL]

@cream_IRL this is so buns 🥹

[sonic the hedgehog @Sonic_lRL]

lollll

[V @irlsonic2011]

So, I had an...
Eventful night.
I've decided to discard that old cover story.
You may call me V. Not Sonic. That was an ill-fated attempt to fool you all.
After some talks with Cream and one other friend, I've decided to stop lying.
Most sincere appologies.

[Doctor Starline @2018GlitchedDoc]

A...band?

Who would be stupid enough to do that?

[dire the wolf @shadowwithfangs]

Sonic qrting his alt to call himself handsome.

[sonic the hedgehog @Sonic_lRL]

nah, mine isn't worth hiding.

sometimes they're just a small price to pay to become the person you wanna be.

[V @irlsonic2011]

Eh, fair enough, but with a giant X in yer stomach, you'd want to hide it so you don't scare the children, wouldn'tcha?

[sonic the hedgehog @Sonic_lRL]

you've even got the jacket to boot, now that's some serious dedication there.

i usually like to keep mine open, the breeze feels way too nice to waste it.

[V @irlsonic2011]

Woah!
I could say the same thing about you, buddy!

[sonic the hedgehog @Sonic_lRL]

now that's one handsome face.

[V @irlsonic2011]

C'mon, Metal, don'tcha recognize me?
I'm Sonic, Sonic the Hedgehog!

[sonic the hedgehog @Sonic_lRL]

sweet! they should probably change that bio though.

[Barry the Quokka @Overwork_Quokka]

I helped Will Escape the empire sonic he's just a normal citizen now

[sonic the hedgehog @Sonic_lRL]

have i missed lore sonic squad

[sonic the hedgehog @Sonic_lRL]

egghead in your bio... but you know barry and you're asking to come over... something ain't adding up

[Will The Spider @Spider_IRL]

Woahh you should come by Barry’s that would be awesome sauce

[sonic the hedgehog @Sonic_lRL]

i try to keep it real occasionally.

[Will The Spider @Spider_IRL]

@Sonic_lRL do you exist?

[sonic the hedgehog @Sonic_lRL]

i'm starting to see a pattern with you.

[Sonia the Hedgehog @BestPianist_IRL]

dawg i gotta get this holo-projector fixed