Simon Andrews

Freelance Coach driver, sound engineer, general dogsbody, time pimp.

[Simon Andrews @sonic_simon]

@VancityReynolds the offer of a beverage stands the next time you visit #wrexham
Sorry to have doorstepped you backstage at #canneslions25 #sportbeach my mum might even find you a room in the house if you have one too many bevs 😂

[Simon Andrews @sonic_simon]

@LedburyGas #quotable.

[Simon Andrews @sonic_simon]

Hey @ThreeUK this isn’t acceptable. I’m stood less than 100m from a 5G mast and I’ve got 2 bars and this speed. I’ve had terrible reception and poor service across the summer in various locations. I had the antenna replaced in my iPhone 13 mini within 6 months - why am I paying?

[Simon Andrews @sonic_simon]

@sambeale12 We’ve done a Worcester. Victim of early success

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Time to un-bugger this scenario @benstokes38 #ENGvsNZ

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@RealKenBruce just watched the documentary, if it’s what Murray wants, please give your son a big hug. I hope you and your family are thoroughly proud of the man he is. Well done Murray.

[Simon Andrews @sonic_simon]

@connorjbyrne @MaelCornic Ta. Saves ‘t’hassle’ of knitting to the edge

[Simon Andrews @sonic_simon]

@luke_stoltman Get one set up in Leeds for the next giants show, I’ll leave Colin, Neil and Bill’s mics open and let’s you and me find out! 😂

[Simon Andrews @sonic_simon]

@rshakes79 @stoltman_tom @luke_stoltman Lookout for my name on the credits

[Simon Andrews @sonic_simon]

@AlexHorne It was the shoes for me.. I want me a pair of those!! Happy Christmas Alex and family

[Simon Andrews @sonic_simon]

Oh I’m drunk on a Tuesday. Il@over my spelling #abcdfgRzpxtmnY

[Simon Andrews @sonic_simon]

@TailendersPod the t20 pod… vasectomy shoutout.. surely that was “snip well”… “jizz” a can’t be the only one heard it like a wrongun..! #jizz #vastectomy #balls #anythingcanhappenwhenbowlingspin

[Simon Andrews @sonic_simon]

And I “ballsed” up the # #tryagain #wannabe #tailendersoftheworlsuniteandtakeover #anythingcanhappenwhenyourebowlinglegspin

[Simon Andrews @sonic_simon]

@LedburyGas @Chipstead_Gas Walking 1.7 miles around there in the dark I’d imagine you weren’t far off broadmoor’s radar. Like ledbury - same amount of nutters, but a bit closer to London

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@LaurenceWWatson @barbara_winton Ah Laurence I’m sorry to hear that. She was very kind to us all back in the college days, may she rest in peace.

[Simon Andrews @sonic_simon]

@bear_lovering 😂

[Simon Andrews @sonic_simon]

Yes @joelycett 😂😂😂

[Simon Andrews @sonic_simon]

@BillBailey Good things last longer with smaller spoons

[Simon Andrews @sonic_simon]

@LedburyGas More likely that the locals of an age will moan that they can’t park their car in town.! Long walk from new mills 😂