SonicDragon88

Nerd. Electronic DnB fan. Sonic and Forza Enthusiast. Happily Taken. Wanderlust and Stuck in the Rust Belt. Lv 31 ♎️.

[SonicDragon88 @sonicdragon88]

@McDonalds execs: we need a way to bring in customers, how bout $8 big mac's?
Customers: dollar menu.
>Fancy red bull drinks?
>> Dollar Menu!
> ...We made fancy burgers?
>> DOLLAR MENU
>...r-rotating mix and match??
>> D O L L A R M E N U
>well we'll never know, fuck it- use AI

[SonicDragon88 @sonicdragon88]

So help you @kroger, if you change @GiantEagle's buttercreme frosting, North East Ohio will ban you a second time.

[SonicDragon88 @sonicdragon88]

Getting a question wrong or failing a challenge per American game show:

Jeopardy: Sorry, no.
Wheel of Fortune: Nope, no __
Price is Right: Ah, it was __ sorry

Let's Make a Deal: YOUR PRIZE IS THE DOG SHIT SLUSHIE MAKER WITH RANCID CHEESE JUICER, YOU DUMBASS

[SonicDragon88 @sonicdragon88]

You ever see a commercial so bad that it makes you swear off a product forever? Yeah, thanks @OreIdaPotatoes

[Poxy @poxypoxypoo]

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[🌸Bibi🌸♿ @BibiBlossoms]

I just unexpectedly lost my medical coverage. Please share, it could lead to my next sale! So I can cover my medical bills.

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[SonicDragon88 @sonicdragon88]

"I am uncomfortable when the conversation is not about me" "I want to # boss girl"
the player now tied for the most annoying player with Rome
#Survivor #Survivor47

[SonicDragon88 @sonicdragon88]

@Rhymestyle

[SonicDragon88 @sonicdragon88]

Hey @JoeBiden, quick sign an executive order saying Felons can't run for president, come on, it'd be so funny, just do it.

[SonicDragon88 @sonicdragon88]

@TheLonelyPariah 🫂💖 you take your time, your art is worth the wait

[SonicDragon88 @sonicdragon88]

@madeon Hell yee 🎉

[Madeon @madeon]

👍🏻

[SonicDragon88 @sonicdragon88]

Companies like @facebook, @EA, @McDonald's, and @GiantEagle need this guy in their boardrooms.

[SonicDragon88 @sonicdragon88]

@paramountplus

[SonicDragon88 @sonicdragon88]

let's all do the same to @McDonalds, bring the dollar menu and snack wraps back

[Froaklies @froaklies]

Holy fuck I just realized that they're releasing the 3rd Sonic Movie and the Knuckles show this year.

Those bastards did it. Sonic 3 & Knuckles.

[SonicDragon88 @sonicdragon88]

@MrJamesMay What about horses?

[SonicDragon88 @sonicdragon88]

@Crush40Johnny @sonicsymphtour Thanks for an amazing show! From when I first played Sonic it was a dream to see you live, thanks for making it come true!💙

[SonicDragon88 @sonicdragon88]

@FrankLaRose Just remember us in November, we certainly won't forget you and the rest of your cronies behind it

[SonicDragon88 @sonicdragon88]

@FrankLaRose