@FaithfulThomad@NYCMayor Your bible is a rulebook for you and the other people that believe in it, not the rest of the world. Maybe good grief yourself in the mirror and move on with your life
Your hot friend finds out you haven't been laid in over a year and decides, out of pure charity, to let you do something about that.
She's not really into it though... She's texting the whole time, takes a phone call, and acts like sheโs not really interested.
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