The Orb Shop

🏳️‍🌈 sauced & tossed 🇪🇨

[The Orb Shop @sonicmyson]

look. i know it’s controversial, but it needs to be said.

scabs are just beef jerky for vampires

[The Orb Shop @sonicmyson]

my big fag greek wedding

[Yukel Aylee @kvo2021]

I have this chart saved in my phone just in case

[the northern fucker 𓅫 @evilrelaysp0rt]

OK so... there's this thing called "running around an active parking lot" and me & my girls well... we've gone pro

[cav empty @cavempty_]

incredibly sleepy i think i’ll.. stay up for 3 more hours doing nothing really

[wilderness proponent @JTommins]

The thing about rivers is that they’re alive and have a soul

[Lotte @diapergirI]

Being depressed as someone who has experienced depression since like 10 years old doesn’t really affect my day anymore. It’s just like fuuuckkk I’m really lazy and gay today

[limpkin @acealeam]

wow a guided naturalist hike i hope it doesn't start at 9 am on a weekday

[selina is ᐸcuteᐳ and ᐸpopᐳ @inkblotPrincess]

In my mind bunnies only think in stock stealth game voice lines from patrolling enemies. "What was that?" "Just checking this out!" "Must have been the wind..." stuff of that nature.

[limpkin @acealeam]

girlfriend called... DECLINE! busy whore! busy with my CREEK

[fag daughter🐦‍⬛𓅨 @fag_daughter]

munching on that Leaf That Makes You Turn Evil

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

[watching the trees sway in the wind, my hand raises] no, no, don’t do that. Remember that they’re not waving to you, they’re not waving to you [my hand lowers]

[bro @scrungeonmaster]

to me the sexuality of this is entirely second to the beautiful prospect of taking my subway sanwich for a walk :]

[project hail temmie 🌱🐞 @TemmieMew]

mhm mhm let me not forget my big plant

[where there are trees @sixepigraphes]

if you’re not texting me like this then leave me alone

[pyotr @ColdSteelFartin]

happy anniversary to cogs fluid 🙏 it’s changed my world

[cav empty @cavempty_]

i first got into being a slug because the slow paced mucus based lifestyle appealed to me but it has its drawbacks. im always late to everything and even once i get there everybody is upset that i secrete a thick mucuslike goo all over the floor and on everything i touch

[The Orb Shop @sonicmyson]

I think this is actually really sweet and romantic in a way

[Saoirse Ó Mongáin 🇵🇸🇻🇪 @SelkieBosun]

what a miserable existence