Sonic T. Hedgehog

Notice how I'm the real Sonic.
(ran by @dihferentguy this is a parody guys.)

[Sonic T. Hedgehog @sonicolhedge]

@Dybbuk_Spirit //bruh i'll continue this interaction later is that fine i'm kinda getting didybored so like i'll make another reply later.

[Sonic T. Hedgehog @sonicolhedge]

@Dybbuk_Spirit Sonic thinks, "Manc The sigeons are beautiful when they fly."

He too, also gets comfy and starts to fall asleep.

[Sonic T. Hedgehog @sonicolhedge]

@Dybbuk_Spirit "Plus, normally cats I know aren't one and a half feet tall. They're normally about my height."

[Sonic T. Hedgehog @sonicolhedge]

@Dybbuk_Spirit "Well, I doubt that! Mr. Buk, you sure don't look like any cat I've ever seen in my entire life! I'd take you to one of them so you could see, but that would actually require somehow separating who's talking in a way that makes sense, and that's just too difficult for me!"
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[Sonic T. Hedgehog @sonicolhedge]

@Dybbuk_Spirit //w sigeon.

"Boon County? Never heard of it."

Sonic follows Dybbuk's pointing, his eyes landing upon the sigeon, he's lucky they're not pexxing.

"Is that... A Chaos Emerald!? Hmm... I wonder why that sigeon/pigeon is carrying it.. But another wonder I have is, WHAT ARE YOU!??"

[Skelegoat 🇮🇪 @Skelegoat486]

HELLO!!??!?? THIS EDIT!?!!?!?

[Sonic T. Hedgehog @sonicolhedge]

@Dybbuk_Spirit "Yeah, it sure is beautiful! You should see how it looks here when the sun sets."

Sonic sets up a patio umbrella and 2 chairs. He sits down on one of them.

"Alright, but seriously. Where are you from? There's not really anyone around here that looks like you."

[Sonic T. Hedgehog @sonicolhedge]

@Dybbuk_Spirit "Wisps? Certainly doesn't look like any Wisp I've seen. And get these so called 'Wisps' outta here! It feels like all my muscles are burning! I've got an idea, lets go to Emerald Coast!"

Sonic grabs Dybbuk by the tail and starts to run to Emerald Coast.

[Sonic T. Hedgehog @sonicolhedge]

@Dybbuk_Spirit "Woah, how'd you know my middle name? Alright. I'll guess yours! Your middle name, is..... probably.... The."

Sonic inspects the purple wisp thingy that Dybbuk left.

"What's this thing called?"

[Sonic T. Hedgehog @sonicolhedge]

@Dybbuk_Spirit Sonic puts on another glove on top of his other one and shakes Dybbuk's hand, then takes off the slime covered glove to reveal a clean glove.

"Alright Dyb. Buk. You're a ball! Sorta like how I can turn into a ball! Lemme a teach you a 'Spin Dash.' Or a, Homing. Attack."

[Sonic T. Hedgehog @sonicolhedge]

@Dybbuk_Spirit Sonic crouches down to match Dybbuk's height. Even while crouching, he still has to look down a little to make eye contact.

"So, if you're gonna ask for my name, then you better provide as well! What's your name, little guy?"

[Sonic T. Hedgehog @sonicolhedge]

@Dybbuk_Spirit Sonic jumps on the Crabmeat in a spiky ball maneuver.

"First off, I'm a Hedgehog! It's in the name, unc! Sonic The Hedgehog. That's me! And I'm not from some "grift," I'm from South Island!"

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[Sonic T. Hedgehog @sonicolhedge]

@Dybbuk_Spirit "You're a hungry fella! Thinking 'bout food! Enough to hallucinate a chili dog! Don't wory, I doo too!"

Sonic looks appalled at this unknown ballular cat-looking monstrosity.

"How do you not remember the time stones!? The famous collectable from famous Sonic The Hedgehog CD!"

[Sonic T. Hedgehog @sonicolhedge]

@Dybbuk_Spirit "Were you travelling through space and time or something?"

Sonic scratches his head, wondering about something.... possibly, the time stones.

"But how? How are you space and time travelling without the Time Stones?"

(2/2)

[Sonic T. Hedgehog @sonicolhedge]

@Dybbuk_Spirit "Yeah! Welcome to Green Hill! The most green hill you'll ever find! Y'know what they say, the hill is always greener!"

He swallows his chili dog whole and walks over to Dybbuk.

"How'd you get here? I saw some kind of a portal!"

[Sonic T. Hedgehog @sonicolhedge]

@Dybbuk_Spirit Ogilvie "Sonic" Maurice "The" Hedgehog is sitting on an outdoor folding chair with a glass of lemonade in one hand, and a chili dog in the other.

"Hey, you're quite the ugly ball! And what's up with the sigeon in your mouth?"

[Lyn @lynaems]

something something jarona

[nutty/c00lkidd0 @stylovika]

what tracy claims cats say

[Sonic T. Hedgehog @sonicolhedge]

I think it's about time for worlds.. To collide! Wait.. What? These tweets make no sense, have no context, and won't connect to anything! What a silly way of writing something. What a time to be alive.