Chris L. Owens

Kidlit author, reader, data analyst, diamond-level fantasy baseball mgr. Brad Pitt's marketing TA. Life-long Missourian and #Mizzou grad.

[Chris L. Owens @sonicshrew]

I made a new page on my blog about the books I've written so far. https://t.co/hZyfUnuJR6 via @sonicshrew

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@BasedMikeLee @PeteHegseth to hell!

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@Real_World_Info No, Trump lied and millions of fools ignored it and voted for him. Trump is a convicted criminal and millions of fools still ignored it and voted for him. STFU

[Bodega Cats @Bodegacats_]

📷 @eugeniAzul

[𝓒𝓱𝓪𝓭™ @hawkeyeinmd]

I got confused by all the yard signs, and I think I may have voted for a realtor.

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

This gentleman is spot-fucking-on. With the American economy being "the envy of the world," Trump has now pivoted entirely to Hitler's playbook of hatred, fear and racism. Trump's closing argument is that it's the "garbage" with brown skin that is ruining white America. 😳😡👇

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@realtrumpcoins1 @PCGScoin GFY

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@AlecAHernandez Narrator: It did, in fact, reflect the views of Trump and the Republican party.

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@TrumpSneakers GFY

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@adorokirk025 @TheRickWilson "There's a killer on the road,
his brain is squirming like a toad"
- Riders on the Storm, by The Doors

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@dyork55 You have nothing to be proud of, MAGAt

[Jesse Joyce @jessejoyce]

I wrote this cause it’s what I always wanted to say about Trump pretending to be a tough guy.  But we got the amazing @DaveBautista to say it SO much better.  Thanks Dave.  #TrumpIsAWeakLittleBabyBitch

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

BREAKING NEWS: Jimmy Carter has achieved his goal of living long enough to vote for Kamala Harris.

God Bless you, President Carter.

💙

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@Heritage You lie, as you always have. GFY

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@gary_binford @AlinaHabba Anti-intelligence too

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@MarkHamill It's a tie