fakeplaptictwee

two lords

[fakeplaptictwee @sonicyeets]

Akmal saleh diam je..oops bukan cina so takpe eh

[👁️👁️🍀🇲🇾 @alligator0794]

Percaya la, geng² SN takkan mengaku punya, padahal sebelum ni kemain promote kt orang luar ajak buat "negara" baru kt Forest city. Matlamat founder tu bahaya sekali.

[S. @sarramonez]

Macamana lah ada orang boleh bercinta dengan colleague seofis siap skandal dengan suami or isteri orang? I punch in je terus rasa nak lempang semua orang (kecuali acik cleaner dengan pak guard sebab diorang je baik).

[fakeplaptictwee @sonicyeets]

many came for his rally but the outcome wasn’t even close as what he expected but man still going strong for the sake of his people

[fakeplaptictwee @sonicyeets]

pretty obvious pmx is depressed and sad af after what happened in johor,..i just know he tired of us shit..

[Astro AWANI @501Awani]

Ketibaan Perdana Menteri merangkap Pengerusi Pakatan Harapan (PH), Datuk Seri Anwar Ibrahim di Majlis Pengumuman Calon Pakatan Harapan PRN Negeri Sembilan ke-16, Kuala Pilah hari ini.

Antara yang hadir pada majlis tersebut ialah Timbalan Pengerusi PH merangkap Setiausaha Agung DAP, Anthony Loke, Timbalan Pengerusi PH yang juga Presiden Parti Amanah Negara (Amanah), Datuk Seri Mohamad Sabu dan Pengerusi PH Negeri Sembilan merangkap Menteri Besar, Datuk Seri Aminuddin Harun. #AWANInews #PRNNegeriSembilan #NegeriSembilanMemilih

[Jeremy Clarkson @JeremyClarkson]

It was hard to dislike our opponents last night. On Wednesday however….

[John Hussain @johnhussainpres]

Iranian media statement

"I congratulate the Iranian nation on warmongering anti-Iran US senator Lindsey Graham being sent to hell."

(rough translation)

[The Hormuz Letter @HormuzLetter]

BREAKING: Iran has now launched missile and drone attacks on Bahrain, Kuwait, Qatar, Jordan, and the UAE in the past minutes. This is the largest Iranian attack in months.

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

U.S. LAUNCHES STRIKES AGAINST IRAN

[Insider Wire @InsiderWire]

#BREAKING: President Trump abruptly returns to the White House.

[Azril Rozali @AZRILROZALI]

Kenapa kurang tidur buat lemak peha & perut susah kecik?

Dah jaga makan sampai sanggup timbang portion nasi, bersenam pun dah 3 kali seminggu, tapi pelik kenapa lemak dekat peha dengan perut bawah tetap tebal gila dan tak mahu susut? Cuba check balik jam tidur korang..

[fakeplaptictwee @sonicyeets]

ney retire in silence

[Malay Mail @malaymail]

Lim Guan Eng questions if Johor’s economic growth has truly benefited ordinary people across the state. https://t.co/gJZRdGr3BM

[slayer @nofoids]

@Asensii20 Is anyone surprised?

[fakeplaptictwee @sonicyeets]

yg evidence dia travel around the earth is cuma versi “could have” and lack of historical substance, ramai historian has debated against this, i also believe that the world would be a diff place if it wasn’t for evil european/white explorers

[fakeplaptictwee @sonicyeets]

hi sis, understand your excitement but here’s a little bit info, his fleet did reached Southeast Asia, India, Arabia, and East Africa, but there is no credible historical evidence that dia travel sampai ke Atlantic or Pacific Oceans or completed a journey around the globe…

[naju 🇵🇸 @nninsyirah_]

@sarramonez yess! in fact he is the one yang mengembara ke seluruh dunia guna jalan laut sebelum Christopher Columbus. the first man around the earth by sea was MUSLIM!!!

pastu Muslim China yang bantu banyak stablekan Kesultanan Melayu Melaka dari gangguan Siam

[Azril Rozali @AZRILROZALI]

Boleh ke makan nasi hari-hari tapi berat tetap turun? Boleh, sangat boleh.

Ramai orang gagal diet sbb terseksa cut nasi terus. Last-last 'balas dendam' makan lagi banyak.

Ini benang (thread) teknik makan nasi yang betul, praktikal & tak menyeksakan.

[Azril Rozali @AZRILROZALI]

Umur dah masuk 30-an, metabolism mula drop. Ramai wanita ingat nak kurus kena seksa diri berlari. Sebenarnya, ada satu teknik jalan kaki yg boleh "paksa" badan korang masuk *fat burning mode* secara maksimum.

Ini teknik briskwalk yang betul untuk wanita 30-an👇🏻

[fakeplaptictwee @sonicyeets]

fuckin cancer

[Abdul Hadi Awang @abdulhadiawang]

KENYATAAN MEDIA PAS PUSAT

PILIHAN RAYA NEGERI JOHOR

Mesyuarat Khas PAS Pusat yang diadakan pada hari ini, Isnin 29 Jun 2026, telah membuat ketetapan seperti berikut;

i.Mempertahankan kuasa politik Melayu Islam di Negeri Johor;
ii.Menggerakkan seluruh jentera PAS di 11 kerusi yang ditandingi;
iii.Menyantuni seramai mungkin pengundi dari segenap lapisan masyarakat dengan slogan “Jom Jaga Johor”;
iv.Menyeru pengundi tidak memberikan undi kepada Pakatan Harapan, termasuk di kerusi yang menyaksikan pertembungan dua penjuru melibatkan Barisan Nasional dan Pakatan Harapan;
v.Menggerakkan persiapan awal bagi menghadapi PRN Negeri Sembilan.

“KEMBALI KEPADA PENYELESAIAN ISLAM”

ABDUL HADI AWANG
Presiden PAS

Bertarikh: 14 Muharram 1448 / 29 Jun 2026

[fakeplaptictwee @sonicyeets]

can’t wait for malaysians to vote for stupid people to run this country again

[KucingKerongKuantan @KlutzyKucing]

Contoh-contoh scene dari filem Hollywood:

1. Tampor imam masjid

2. Pukul orang dengan kayu golf.

3. Buat video minum air dalam kolam

4. Bagi Malaysia kena denda dengan FIFA dengan idea ‘pemain warisan’ lepastu lepas tangan.

5. Lahir dalam dulang emas, tapi acah faham kehidupan rakyat marhaen.

6. Ratusan kereta sports di garaj, tapi nak noktahkan miskin tegar.

7. Rasa diri Jack of All Trades dengan masuk campur urusan pentadbiran negeri dan persekutuan, bolasepak, politik, dan sebagainya, padahal tidak pernah dipilih rakyat.

Contoh ja.

[fakeplaptictwee @sonicyeets]

Netanyahu has served for 19 years as a vile prime minister, means the people of this terrorist state are equally corrupt as they continue to vote him into office.

[אסף הדר @asafhadar2]

I am an Israeli citizen, and I sincerely hope people around the world will hear this: I oppose this terrible government with all my heart, especially Ben-Gvir, one of the worst ministers in Israel’s history. I, along with many Israelis, suffer from this government more than anyone and long to see it replaced.

In four months, Israel will hold elections. I will do everything I can to help remove this terrible government and bring a better one for the country and society. A government that will repair the damage left by the current one and rebuild Israel’s relations with the free world.