sonya

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

@StephenM shut up you ugly fuck

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

If we talking about drugs let’s talk about Epstein and friends drugging underage girls to rape them. Why yall don’t wanna talk about the Epstein files?

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

WOW! TOMORROW HISTORY WILL BE MADE. KaroLYIN LEAVITT WILL HAVE NO ANSWERS FOR THE SUPPOSED “FAKE MEDIA” ABOUT CALIFORNIA’S BEAUTIFUL MAPS. PEOPLE ARE SAYING THEY ARE THE GREATEST MAPS EVER CREATED — EVEN BETTER THAN CHRISTOPHER COLUMBUS'. DONALD “THE FAILURE” TRUMP BE WARNED, TOMORROW MAY BE THE WORST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. ALL BECAUSE YOU “MISSED THE DEADLINE.” LIBERATION DAY FOR AMERICA!!! — GCN

[gay baby deer @doefaced]

I feel like my generation was defined by getting groomed on kik/omegle and frantically trying to talk your tumblr friend down from suicide while your parents yell at you to put the damn phone down

[I think… JANET SMOOTHIE! @oliviasglock]

March 13, 2020 unironically

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Michigan State shooting survivor Jackie Matthews also endured the 2012 Sandy Hook massacre: “I am 21 years old, and this is the second mass shooting that I have now lived through” 🙏😔

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

fellas, is it gay to have sex with rihanna?

[Slarty Bartfast @Poppy_yyyyyyyy]

I’m such a fucking wet wipe. A bloke was just trying to break into my car when I walked back to it and I said “excuse me, sorry, I think that’s my car” 😭

[sonya @sonionrings]

@themoderntimes_ I’ve been stuck in Keflavík since Saturday, the roads are closed and all hotels are booked. Please be a little more thoughtful. I loved my stay in Iceland for the past week, but I am ready to go home.

[FaTEA @Fatikles]

Every time I go to Zara I never find anything cute but let me ask a girl where she got her clothes from and she'll say Zara?? What am I doing wrong???

[ana @pelicinema]

for her 40th birthday in 1969, grace kelly threw a scorpio themed party. she invited her closest scorpio friends (the spouses of scorpios were welcome too, no matter their sign) and implemented a dress code of red & black

[Rave Sashayed @_sashayed]

every day i wake up and want to pick up a beautiful fat pigeon with my two hands

[AskAubry 🦋 🐆🦝 @ask_aubry]

He literally f*cked around and found out.

[Luke Mones @LukeMones]

“actually we’ve met before” okay well I don’t remember you. Have you considered being less forgettable and insignificant

[coach 🎬 @beardafterhours]

the try guys collectively firing ned for cheating on his wife is such a power move im sorry this is modern feminism