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Hi tired I'm dad

[Katie Goldin 🐜 @KatieGoldin]

Ok. I don't know who needs to hear this, but buckle up. Here's the deal. A thread 🧵

[Al @sonlisal]

One way to appreciate teachers during teacher appreciation week is to pay them more.

[Lolathon @VRLolathon]

I had to do it...

[SpongeBob @SpongeBob]

starting 2022 like

[Al @sonlisal]

I'll say it again KEANU REEVES IS MY HERO
https://t.co/aaaGYErZKB

[Al @sonlisal]

hey mom can you come pick me up there are people my age having children on purpose

[Al @sonlisal]

Are the fridge and freezer friends or enemies?

[Al @sonlisal]

Is this the squid game everyone is talking about?

[Al @sonlisal]

@IAmPicasio The real question is when am I not sad

[Al @sonlisal]

@mbeccadean RIP

[Al @sonlisal]

Me watching Logan Paul boxing match with my boyfriend wondering when the boxes are going to show up

[Al @sonlisal]

@mere_ianagrande Have you tried switching to decaf?

[Al @sonlisal]

Why do we still have to remind people that trains cannot stop for you? Someone please confirm that this is general knowledge.

[Al @sonlisal]

@__kris_10__ Yes

[Al @sonlisal]

@CHATSMASH1 If I leave 10 minutes early I'll still get there in 20 minutes...

[Al @sonlisal]

I need a new podcast on the way to work. Any suggestions? The drive there is ~20 minutes if that helps.

[Al @sonlisal]

That's Memphis for ya

[Al @sonlisal]

All 6 of you were 100% incorrect

[Al @sonlisal]

Will my flight back to Memphis be canceled again today?