sonne malou

some thoughts on motherhood, drunken über rides and other awkward things

[sonne malou @sonnecakes]

you know you have a toddler when you find cheerios literally everywhere. Like....every. fucking. where

[sonne malou @sonnecakes]

CJ McKill'Em #trailblazers @CJMcCollum

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Michelle looks pissed.

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@djalternative I read this as "Oven Watch" thinking it was some app that lets you watch cookies bake

[sonne malou @sonnecakes]

@BossBrady 😆 oh no!!! Sugar Cookie Struggles...we might've gone a little over board over here.

[sonne malou @sonnecakes]

i just put five sticks of butter in this cookie dough.
Dat dough, doe

[sonne malou @sonnecakes]

HEY GUYS! just wrapped up my first term of college since dropping out, becoming a mom and doing real life things for the last 5 years

[sonne malou @sonnecakes]

Drinking a beer while studying for chemistry finals...it takes chemistry to make beer so I'm pretty much acing this test tomorrow

[sonne malou @sonnecakes]

anyone know the first steps in organizing a revolution?

[sonne malou @sonnecakes]

YO! HAPPY BELATED TO MY FAVE YUNG G @BusyD squad up @CheezePanda @djDakula @OurKnee_T

[sonne malou @sonnecakes]

today @ladydoyle22 and i ate world famous hotdogs #langlois

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how you know it's a forever friendship @Clamroyale

[sonne malou @sonnecakes]

If you ask Rocco what his favorite band is he says Steve Miller Band. #truth

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A slug is a fearless snail

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@Clamroyale @PotentChili that's that good shit #despairfaction

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I guess old birthday cake and red wine is my supper tonight. I can't be bothered

[sonne malou @sonnecakes]

I never thought I'd be that person that's all like MY KID JUST POOPED IN THE TOILET FOR THE 1ST TIME EVER! But god damn I feel accomplished

[sonne malou @sonnecakes]

Yo this is my dad and his chicken

[sonne malou @sonnecakes]

@DatSkeg907 happy belated birthday daveed. im an ass for not calling you, but in my defense i am living "off the grid" 😜 I LOVE YOU

[sonne malou @sonnecakes]

am I the only person who thinks @tedcruz 's shoes are FIERCE? Sometimes a man has to make fashion risks