Leviathan, whose meat I wish to devour, I see those who love you and those who hate you tending to your wounds. And the one who seizes you by the neck falls in love with your face. Where is Gideon? Gideon, where are you?
They have said, "You fool, flee!", but I enjoy the company of the doomed city. Here I have slain many beasts whose bones will resemble mine. Let me have tea with the dance of battle in the Earthly palace before I move on. I know all of Satan's words, but my soul will endure.
This heatwave will be oppressive to the owls and the critters of the forest. Please dispense as many watering troughs as you can, and keep them filled. Lord, please send your Ice Age and liberate this land.
The neighbor was upset with the music so he took to his truck & made all kinds of racket. 1/2 the party were combat vets who loved a prank. They all decided to vanish from this mortal Earth and ascend into the clouds, a fire broke out that's burning uncontrolled for 5 days now
@atreek0 @zelinarxy You will never be an Argonaut. You will never set foot on a barren planet. You will never make cars that don't hit children. You have forsaken the love of life to worship a drug-addled slop-peddler that will be shunned from the halls of power forever.
One Negroni please.
@patrickwebb "And after that the Iranians said, 'Why don't you join the war on our side?' and I said, 'I don't know.' I don't know. It would make a lot of people very unhappy. But we'll see."