Sonnnnny

Unattractive. Unpopular. Unfunny.

[Sonnnnny @sonnyfield1]

@JoeyCBones hey Joey, we’re coming to your quiz tonight but have a friend who’s desperate to join. Any chance we can bring a 7th member for an additional fee? Please please please (apologies for the public post, X won’t let me DM you)

[Tenisons Football Club @TenisonsFC]

We’re looking for new players ahead of the 2025/26 season.

If you’re an amateur footballer in London looking for a new club, drop us a DM and we’ll get you down to training.

We have 4 teams, with the 1st XI playing in Senior 1 South (second division of the @AmateurFC)

[Proper Facts @Proper_Facts]

Surprise visitor at the Vatican.

[Jack @Fark_offfffff]

Eni Aluko

[Sonnnnny @sonnyfield1]

City need to bring on David Coote second half.

[Billie @Billie_T]

Chats at afters are sacred and anyone who partakes in one is duty bound by an unwritten code to leave whatever was said in the kitchen at 7am firmly in the kitchen at 7am. That fella who done the ref is a proper grass and I hope never gets invited out again

[Sam W @SamMarkWill]

So, this afternoon I got home to find a lovely letter from @northernassist telling me about how they wanted to prosecute me for using the below ticket to travel on the specified route at a peak time.
I paid £1.90 less than the fare they say I should have paid.
A thread 🧵

[Sam W @SamMarkWill]

Would much appreciate if people like/share this thread so the likes of @LouHaigh may see it.
There were multiple people caught out by this on *literally* just my carriage on that day. TOCs must do better; why would anyone get the train if this is how they will treat you?

[Sonnnnny @sonnyfield1]

Still annoyed I had to learn the name of the original Oasis drummer for no reason.

[LL 🏆 #14 @livzledgee]

Arteta bro we need an attacker by tomorrow’s deadline day and this is what your doing ?

[long since dead @1899INE]

England - Somewhere Only We Know

[Sonnnnny @sonnyfield1]

There’ll be a few shaved heads in the morning if Turkey hold onto this

[Sonnnnny @sonnyfield1]

Get the fuck in #TaylorCatterall2

[Sonnnnny @sonnyfield1]

That you as well yeah?

[Sonnnnny @sonnyfield1]

Eu amo a Natália

[Ryan Harbinson @RyanHarbinson_]

So after correctly predicting Nicolai Hojgaard to be one of 6 Ryder cup picks, @WilliamHill have settled my bet as a dead heat. £100 returned £33.33, great profit I know.
Look at the chats attached to see the incompetence of these people.

RT to hold them accountable!!!

[Noely @NOELY1982]

Give it Giggs till the end of the season

[Sonnnnny @sonnyfield1]

Comedy gold as always from you @Bamps23 every year

[Sonnnnny @sonnyfield1]

One of the best projects around!⏩ #CAPOAirdrop #CAPOCoin