uncle akin

ad astra..

[uncle akin @sonofabolade]

the quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog . .

[uncle akin @sonofabolade]

lmfaooo 😭

[Sam. O. @Sammyporsche17]

“Bro abeg you fit…….”

[Alucarddracula @lucard304]

We have failed so much as a society, bro. Nigerians are so traumatized that you could tell someone something deeply traumatizing and everyone would just laugh. The kind of jokes we laugh at on TikTok, the belief systems we carry… Women now believe that giving them money is love.

[uncle akin @sonofabolade]

its not a bald spot, its a solar panel for a sex machine.

[🫂🇧🇦 @meltalkschels]

we used to be led by a bloodthirsty fearless dictator in the best way CLEARLAKE I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR THIS

[J. J. Ellis @jjellisart]

I said this about AI well over a year ago. Using it to diagnose and fire people with medical conditions so they lose their insurance AND their income is somehow even more heartless and evil than I’d predicted.

[uncle akin @sonofabolade]

‘Pese f’awon ti ko ri je, ma je ki won fi t’ola bemi’

[uncle akin @sonofabolade]

For every problem you can possibly have, Habeeb Okikiola has dropped a warning/solution about it in his one his tracks. You just have to listen well enough.

[uncle akin @sonofabolade]

Apparently the gym is no longer a place people can go to put in work without fear being turned into content.

This man here is better than the idiotic bunch laughing in the comments who have never stepped inside of a gym

[Naija Pidgin @NaijaPidgin_]

Nothing fit happen unless the man cut the belle 😅

[uncle akin @sonofabolade]

@Wizarab10 https://t.co/byabAqWJ4x

There’s your answer

[Jvnior @Jvnior]

This is the question of the year. Repost it.

[uncle akin @sonofabolade]

Idk man talking or arguing about money in any form makes my skin crawl real bad

[D3VID 🐢 @DurkioWiz]

See as Davido, Cubana Chief Priest, Victor Osimhen & Victor Boniface deh argue about Ronaldo money 🙆‍♂️😂😂

[Danny Corcoran @calcio_danny]

Argentina are basically the 'what if we gave Atletico Madrid Lionel Messi?' experiment

[Covie @covie_93]

A FIFA referee has spent more time in federal custody for being Somali than anybody on epstein's list who raped kids.

[Parklins IfeanyiChukwu @icparklins]

Long before all this drama, your gender already queues in my TikTok dm requests, steady 5+ requests per day when I post consistently. I literally deactivate my TikTok every 4 months to cool off their attention. I don’t care for the attention, I have always had it by God’s design.

[uncle akin @sonofabolade]

‘I shot both of them a glaring glance’
‘I made a law’

😂😂

[UG @UgwunnaEjikem]

Chai! tears streaming down his cheeks. He knows his life and that of the family will never remain the same again. Ein papa no even understand wetin de happen.

Zadok all of Nigeria is rooting for you, straight into our FPLs, arguments, banter & conversations. You’re here to stay.

[uncle akin @sonofabolade]

No matter how big a feat you achieve in your life, you are not the first to do it and you won’t be the last.

Same thing applies when your life dey spoil

[zuka @feran_x]

The concept of a woman who stresses you out ‘threatening’ to stop talking to you..

[Oge of Web3 @official_QV]

Tola’s wife is getting praised for basic financial sense.

Which tells you how low the bar has been.

The fact that “she made sure we had a home before the wedding” is viral news means most people go into marriage without doing this.

We have normalized financial chaos as romance.