Emo needin that sparkling Zippo
Though flamethrowin sling be Mo
My flow yet triflin to be blazing Doe
Like how they did Bambi's mami Yo
Mind of an ex-stoner
My heart is broken. Melinda, my beloved wife of 28 years, passed away this morning.
Our five children and I are just in tears.
We are lost.
Melinda was more than my wife. She was my savior.
She gave me the emotional security I needed to have a career.
After a long long battle with Alzheimer’s, my lovely, wonderful, funny, beautiful mother-in-law Sally, whom had all the style on Earth…left this place. I met her back in 1993. She was so good to me as I courted @semchale. Her patience and bravery at watching her daughter date an actor and eventually marry him was epic. Everyone loved Sally. She was a force and was always game. She taught swimming in the ocean, the best gardener you’ve get seen, worked harder than anyone, and knew how to throw a party. Her generosity was biblical and her grandsons loved the heck out of her. And boy am I glad she had @semchale. The PNW is a much better place because of her. I will miss you dearly Sally. Love you
He do be make billions tho...
Derp derp truth hurts
Glad to not invest in Twitter when heard Elon wants to break it
Feels bad for the unlucky immigrant workers who are stuck there tho
@LoganPaul@StephenKing There should be a phrase for being in an area like the open sea, where most would drown after days of struggling to stay afloat.
Yes, Twitter is the metaphorical open sea. Not good with metaphors.
Point being, Twitter probably die before Elon actually struggles personally...
@theRealKiyosaki Frankly @theRealKiyosaki , you are worse than Elon. Your only advice is to buy real estate. Because of that asinine advice, housing market is on fire.
Thanks buddy lmao. Please suck off Elon, loser