SonOfAShrink

[James Curry @niner1642]

My first UFO Salt Lake City Utah

[SonOfAShrink @sonofashrink]

I used to shotgun milwaukee's best. Now I shotgun V8's. I need a V8 Bong. #gettingoldsucks

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Just got hosed by Fairmont Hotel in SJ. Overbooked so they are sending me to boonies 2night despite res. Hyatt will be new goto hotel in SJ.

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Flying with a 12 month old is family water-boarding. @senjohnmccain help us from ourselves. Make this illegal!

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Lady's and Gentleman, this is my adopted home state..<heavy sigh> http://t.co/nsKIpHiK

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Good news, I found a package of white burger buns. Bad news,they're as soft as my heel. I'll be eating organic burger out of my fist 2night.

[SonOfAShrink @sonofashrink]

I whate whole foods. Try finding a freaking white hamburger bun in this place. Perhaps I'll wrap my burger in seeds, instead.

[SonOfAShrink @sonofashrink]

SLC secret: Kneaders in Park City is open on Sunday! Gut bomb coming..

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a lotta lotta lotta people drinking cocktails before noon at SFO skyclub. Not sure I can resist much longer. #stupidwork

[SonOfAShrink @sonofashrink]

@cherylll1976 @hsliwa can keep my mail/bills. Do forward my daily amazon shipment to SLC, though.

[SonOfAShrink @sonofashrink]

Lost credit card on trip. Used it for "ticketless parking" at airport. I'll likely never be able to leave long-term parking. Please visit.

[TechCrunch @TechCrunch]

Noppl Lets You Hide Your Friends' Political Posts On Facebook http://t.co/TKTesRRi by @sarahintampa

[SonOfAShrink @sonofashrink]

Just ate half a sticker that was on my apple. Didn't even taste it. It was organic so I'm sure was an organic sticker, too. It's all good.

[SonOfAShrink @sonofashrink]

The stay at home moms are a beer ahead of me but it's only halftime at the circus.

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Just gave bdown to a kid sitting behind me through his interpreter. There is about to be an intl incident if he keeps kicking my seat.

[SonOfAShrink @sonofashrink]

Just saw this on street in NYC. I raccoon jumped out just after this was taken. http://t.co/KdbvwIFw

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Also, if anyone would like a wonderful 7 month old little baby girl with yellow shit coming out of her eyes please contact me ASAP.

[SonOfAShrink @sonofashrink]

If anyone ever hears that I'm considering having another baby, HIT ME BETWEEN THE EYES WITH A BASEBALL BAT!! #imdeadinside

[SonOfAShrink @sonofashrink]

The Westin double shower head ("heavenly shower head") makes traveling worth it. Screw the environment, I need my heavenly shower head!

[SonOfAShrink @sonofashrink]

"Another day in paradise. There is a reason why it's so expensive to live in CA" - old timer talking to his buddy next to me at sbux.