Aiden “Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson” Storts

Fresh af (as frick)

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I’m the god of gender, call me promhe/theyus

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Waiting for Sysiphus to finish his set so I can use the equipment

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Man nasa blows my mind with every new thing they do, they just hit an asteroid with a space ship going 15000 miles an hour! Feel bad for the dudes piloting the it though

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Dost thou yearn to live fergaliciously?

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standing up too quickly gives me temporary access to shrimp colors

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Do you see this shit my liege

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10% Luck, 20% Skill, 15% concentrated doctor of phil

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Harder
Better
Faster
Lobster

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Wish I was gay so I could make my future kid have the dilemma of which father to gift the #1 Dad mug to

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Soon may the Wellerman come

your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb

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@GavStorts banger tweet

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𝘽𝙍𝙊 𝙄𝙈 𝙎𝙏𝙍𝘼𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏 𝙐𝙋 𝙎𝙇𝙀𝙀𝙋𝙔!!!!

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@GavStorts neither, dwayne the

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No longer going to pursue a career! I’d like to be a rock, thanks.

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Cauldron boil and cauldron bubble, Baja Blast will fuel my trouble!

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A haiku

Dog in a trench coat
Gets a promotion at work
Then sheds his disguise

Canine surprise

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@rollingtortilla Whaaaaaaaat

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@GavStorts WRONG VOTE WRONG VOTE

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@aggressivebug God damn!!!!!! That’s sick!!!!!!

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@Sydneybarker309 https://t.co/Oj0LLmVQqp ?