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daddy dom

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@crazyclips_ He died

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sucking cock

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#NewProfilePic

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@TimJDillon First spot Saturday was great. Second had the bonus of a fistfight and power outage. Tim doesn’t disappoint.

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@gregriveiro @TimJDillon And Augusta. You’ll hate it.

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@LEGOIdeas Why are the crab apples on the bonsai tree frogs and not crab apples?

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@kanoajung Repping Augusta GA

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@buffcore So coordinated love it

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@kiwi_sunset Pretend to accidentally drop it and be like “oh butterfingers, no wonder I lost the big one of these I had”

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@fluffyguy @jeffdunham my worst nightmare

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@ideksoph Also means they haven’t smelled one which has a good chance of being a win

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@mhrob @neontaster Judgmental. Self righteous. No sense of humor. You’re the worst person in the world.

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@deertearss Signing divorce papers

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@holy_schnitt

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@holy_schnitt guess I’ll pull a bourdain tonight and the note will read just: 5’11”

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@InsideEdition Riveting

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@thehill @TheHillOpinion He looks good. Lost a lot of weight!

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@annakhachiyan @TimJDillon Most Tim’s laughed at someone besides himself

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@rabiespositive @OrangePaulp Anyone can have opinions on anything

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@KatMeanJean In this situation I’d get a roommate.