TOMIWA!

complaining about my country.

[TOMIWA! @sonofkeye]

The day Nigerians quit relying on a deity to solve their problems will be the first day of Nigeria's actual independence.

[TOMIWA! @sonofkeye]

Give your life to the education or death of the brain-dead black man.

[Bizzleosikoya.eth @bizzleosikoya]

Cuz people were ashamed of spending small budget

[TOMIWA! @sonofkeye]

@KingArthur22038 @YJaisingh @WindyCOYS precedent*

You can do it, big bro. You can build proper grammar.

[TOMIWA! @sonofkeye]

@Shadyrainbow111 Herpes.

[Alex Onyia @winexviv]

Nigeria has now been delisted from the International Maths Olympiad, whose finals are happening in Shanghai, China, this July.

It is one of the most prestigious academic competitions in the world.

Nigeria can now only participate as an observer nation, while other countries can participate fully.

This was because of the Ministry of Education’s inability to fund students for 4 consecutive years through National Mathematical Center.

It’s a big shame for Nigeria.

[𝓡𝓱𝓶𝔃 @TRimamfyen]

Drug tests are funny.

The guy doing fentanyl all weekend passes by Wednesday.

The guy who hit a joint at a barbecue three weeks ago is the one failing.

[TOMIWA! @sonofkeye]

J Cole tried to do it and it was POOR

[ethical hater @DijahSB]

rappers leave trans people alone PLEEEEEASE your songs about trans people SUUUUCKKKKK

[TOMIWA! @sonofkeye]

Inflation

[Aunty Teda @imoteda]

At 2m a month, if you assume you're able to somehow save N1,500,00 of your salary monthly, it would take you 3 years and one month to save enough to buy a 2025 Toyota Camry.

[- @uche_xxi]

time go later burst all the bubbles wey social media don create for una heads, don’t worry.

[𝜗℘ @22lacei]

The kindest thing literature does is remind you that your peculiar little feelings have always existed. Someone, in some century, was equally confused by love, bored by society, tired of performing, and hungry for meaning.

[gst @wearegst]

Every single part of your daily peace is governed by politics. If you're holding onto a cracked screen because phones now cost millions or you can't buy shawarma without doing mathematics, you are feeling the real-world weight of state failure.

Everything is politics.

[D-Black @DBLACKGH]

If u can go clubbing , go the bathroom take a shit and come back to dance you’re a very dangerous person.

[Jordo @veryADVANCED]

i am begging some of you to become ok with hearing not-so-great-things about yourself. especially if it is coming from a loved one that historically respects your agency. chances are you unknowingly crossed a boundary & someone is trying to tell you in a respectful way.

[TOMIWA! @sonofkeye]

@OtunbaBrickz A good stage, sound, and light production could cost at least 90m.

Don't believe me? Check how much it costs to rent a DiGiCo sound mixer or bulk XLR cables.

I'm yet to mention permits, advertising, hospitality, security, event staffing, logistics, supporting acts, etc.

[✰ @slowwlifee]

purposely ignoring hints so people can be direct and communicate like adults

[Name cannot be blank @hackSultan]

All the scams that has happened in Nigeria in the last 10 years isn’t up to $3.7 BILLION.

Stop thinking Nigerians lose VISA access because of issues like fraud or terrible press, the biggest reason is because we have a very low negotiating power as a country and our leaders are not doing their job.

[TOMIWA! @sonofkeye]

Since I was born, I have never seen penis munching like this.

[~ @saint7ii]

🥺❤️

[TOMIWA! @sonofkeye]

N40m for the main bowl? We will do "fest" tire.

[Jola @Jollz]

I hoped that the National Theatre would be back-to-back busy with Nigerian artists of different genres and ages doing shows, mehn, but ALAS.

[Liban @LibanLDN]

.@Cristiano

[TOMIWA! @sonofkeye]

Tap dancers are noisy and all over the place. They disrupt your peace and that of those around you. But maybe they tap dance in full display to douse the fires you allow catch.