Son of the Spread

Proud Owner/GM/HC of 'The Soup Kitchen'™ Fantasy Football Organization est. 2022.

-League Champion 2025-26

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Louisville and Ole Miss snappers in a snap off.
who can snap the ball the highest over the backfield

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is mr beast still alive?

[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

Fantasy season is almost here🥹

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@MrJerryOC : "we're gonna start with the AFC East"

Me: *Football-gasm*

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Drafting that one league that refuses to swap over to Sleeper.
Yearly reminder that the ESPN tech eco-system is mega dog shit

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The album is a psy-op to hijack the discourse and keep the masses distracted from this atrocity

[Mike Bales 🫡🇺🇸 @MikeBales]

Pat McAfee is taking over Lee Corso’s headgear tradition on College GameDay this year — even though Corso reportedly declined to give him the blessing.
A lot of people aren’t happy about it. Neither am I. Let the tradition die with Corso.

[Telemundo Deportes @TelemundoSports]

¡¡¡GOOOOOOOOOOOOOL DE ARGENTINAAAAAAA!!! ¡¡¡GOOOOOOL EN LOS ÚLTIMOS MINUTOS!!!

Lautaro Martínez remata de cabeza dentro del área tras una asistencia de Lionel Messi.

El campeón defenderá su corona… ¡Remontada de Argentina! ¡1-2 sobre Inglaterra!

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

@GoonersDream @MarinoMLB stop gooning and learn ball

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@LexiCothran @USMNT i mean, i think i have the level of maturity to be against blatant acts of corruption even if they benefit me, but hey maybe thats crazy

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@miranowhere i think people are calling you racist because of your moronically xenophobic takes + blatant displays of ignorance.

not your patriotism.

hope this helps!

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so we should root for corruption when it benefits us?
that's what were saying right? corruption, cheating is ok as long as i personally benefit from it?

i guess thats basically the american way these days, so i guess it tracks

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

If your brain is broken by politics so much that you aren’t happy Balogun is playing, and you’re an American citizen, you should be deported

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@KevinGShanks the #USMNT literally lost. By definition you are the loser in this scenario

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@RyanDePaul not sure what a cornball is but yeah sure, ill eat/take or dowhatever it is you do with a cornballs all day long

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@NotKennyRogers if 77,302,580 million Americans were left to do whatever they wanted unimpeded, the United States would also adopt a certain German associated political ideology, and it wouldn't have been through conquest but through sheer stupidity

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@IanJaeger29 if your a red pilled moron, idk do us all a favor and tie some cinder blocks to your ankles and hop in a river

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@RGIII

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@KasselMedia Robbie Williams is shite

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@ripxstarr 🫡🇲🇽

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@ripxstarr Drop the addy

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@soph_thfc