𝙃𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙗𝙞𝙧𝙖 𝙄𝙣𝙤𝙨𝙪𝙠𝙚

𝙄𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙞𝙨𝙣'𝙩 𝙖 𝙝𝙚𝙡𝙡, 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙄'𝙡𝙡 𝙢𝙖𝙠𝙚 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙂𝙤𝙙 𝙙𝙖𝙢𝙢𝙞𝙩!

[𝙃𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙗𝙞𝙧𝙖 𝙄𝙣𝙤𝙨𝙪𝙠𝙚 @sonofthewild]

𝘽𝙀𝘾𝙊𝙈𝙀 𝙈𝙔 𝘾𝘼𝙏𝘼𝙇𝙔𝙎𝙏!

[𝙃𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙗𝙞𝙧𝙖 𝙄𝙣𝙤𝙨𝙪𝙠𝙚 @sonofthewild]

arf

[𝙃𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙗𝙞𝙧𝙖 𝙄𝙣𝙤𝙨𝙪𝙠𝙚 @sonofthewild]

yeah, that was really uncool

[𝙃𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙗𝙞𝙧𝙖 𝙄𝙣𝙤𝙨𝙪𝙠𝙚 @sonofthewild]

unfortunately

[𝙃𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙗𝙞𝙧𝙖 𝙄𝙣𝙤𝙨𝙪𝙠𝙚 @sonofthewild]

Bites his hand.

[𝙃𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙗𝙞𝙧𝙖 𝙄𝙣𝙤𝙨𝙪𝙠𝙚 @sonofthewild]

Is that anything new?

[—— 𝐙𝐄𝐍 ! @CHUlTSU]

Today, I am in the mood.

The mood of a simp.

[𝙃𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙗𝙞𝙧𝙖 𝙄𝙣𝙤𝙨𝙪𝙠𝙚 @sonofthewild]

spits

[𝙃𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙗𝙞𝙧𝙖 𝙄𝙣𝙤𝙨𝙪𝙠𝙚 @sonofthewild]

dirt

[𝙃𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙗𝙞𝙧𝙖 𝙄𝙣𝙤𝙨𝙪𝙠𝙚 @sonofthewild]

Starts throwing rocks.

[𝙃𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙗𝙞𝙧𝙖 𝙄𝙣𝙤𝙨𝙪𝙠𝙚 @sonofthewild]

Throws more acorns.

[𝐀𝐋𝐋-𝐌𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑 @OFELDENGRACES]

Throws acorns back.

[𝙃𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙗𝙞𝙧𝙖 𝙄𝙣𝙤𝙨𝙪𝙠𝙚 @sonofthewild]

Throws acorns at the reader

[𝙃𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙗𝙞𝙧𝙖 𝙄𝙣𝙤𝙨𝙪𝙠𝙚 @sonofthewild]

ew gay eyes

[𝙃𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙗𝙞𝙧𝙖 𝙄𝙣𝙤𝙨𝙪𝙠𝙚 @sonofthewild]

CMERE RIGHT NOW OR I'LL PULL YOUR TEETH OUT

[—— 𝐙𝐄𝐍 ! @CHUlTSU]

NO.

[𝙃𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙗𝙞𝙧𝙖 𝙄𝙣𝙤𝙨𝙪𝙠𝙚 @sonofthewild]

i said CMERE

[—— 𝐙𝐄𝐍 ! @CHUlTSU]

no.

[𝙃𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙗𝙞𝙧𝙖 𝙄𝙣𝙤𝙨𝙪𝙠𝙚 @sonofthewild]

zentito cmere

[𝙃𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙗𝙞𝙧𝙖 𝙄𝙣𝙤𝙨𝙪𝙠𝙚 @sonofthewild]

RAMMING!
HIS!
HEAD!
INTO!
A!
TREE!
REPEATEDLY!

[𝙃𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙗𝙞𝙧𝙖 𝙄𝙣𝙤𝙨𝙪𝙠𝙚 @sonofthewild]

what's even so exciting about women?

everyone looks the same when they're bowing down in worship of me

[𝙃𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙗𝙞𝙧𝙖 𝙄𝙣𝙤𝙨𝙪𝙠𝙚 @sonofthewild]

monitsu should make himself a dirt wife

[𝙃𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙗𝙞𝙧𝙖 𝙄𝙣𝙤𝙨𝙪𝙠𝙚 @sonofthewild]

barks at the tl

[𝙃𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙗𝙞𝙧𝙖 𝙄𝙣𝙤𝙨𝙪𝙠𝙚 @sonofthewild]

SCREAMS

[𝙃𝙖𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙗𝙞𝙧𝙖 𝙄𝙣𝙤𝙨𝙪𝙠𝙚 @sonofthewild]

appears from the shadows like the cryptid he is