phil

the best advice given to me is never serve who is not there to serve me

[phil @sonoftitan]

My playlist shuffle going from panic at the disco straight into devourment

[phil @sonoftitan]

i was talking to my sister about this and she was like "yeah granny said she got pregnant on her wedding night" and i was like "oh i'm sure she SAID that" granny was bussin it down

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bruh my grandparents got married 9 months to the day before my father was born. them mfs was livin in sin

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and this ain't even the first time i've had to fix some shit on there. i made the account initially cause who ever added my grandmother on there spelt her name wrong. had her listed as "betty". THERE'S A PICTURE OF THE GODDAMN GRAVESTONE ON THE PROFILE, CAN WE NOT READ????

[phil @sonoftitan]

i'm going through and fixing the edits on my grandfather's findagrave page. this shit is embarrassing. it says "Bob is the son of Lue Elle Payne and Bob Micthell Jackson Sr" like do we not proof read anymore before we just hit send???

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and then it says

"Gravesite Details
Feb. 9, 1927"

yes those dates appear on the gravestone. separately. he was born in 1927 and died on feb. 9th. so why are we just saying shit? it ain't like the gravestone is unreadable? you ain't gotta decipher some hieroglyphics

[phil @sonoftitan]

bruh my grandparents got married 9 months to the day before my father was born. them mfs was livin in sin

[phil @sonoftitan]

Today fuckin sucks

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been on vacation this week but the last 3 days have been utter dogshit. so that's just fuckin rad. i'm just so fucking ready to die and not have to deal with this shit anymore

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just slammed some salami and provolone sammies with some louisianner hot sauce mixed in with the mayo. depression? who's that? don't know him never met him

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@Effloress

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If you’re so mentally boomed you check out halfway through the first round, maybe comp isn’t for you. Put your big boy pants on and play or just uninstall the game.

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dude hell yeah upstairs neighbors at 2am, have your screaming fight a little louder i can almost hear myself think

[phil @sonoftitan]

i'm so fucking tired of being in pain all the time

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i miss dio so fucking much

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i guess check out my latest and apparently last album ever if you haven't. won't be any more where that came from https://t.co/Y4nmzjAjV2

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the site i used to convert my songs from midi to mp3 underwent a complete rehaul and took away the soundfont i've been using for the last 16 years. all the ones there now sound like shit. so i guess i'm retired.

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god vivian campbell is a bad motherfucker

[phil @sonoftitan]

i feel like i'm starting to get bad again and i don't know why

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today has just been a weird fucking day i'm so glad it's over

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dude hell yeah to whoever's got loud booming bass blaring in the middle of an apartment complex at 2:30am, you're loved by all who know you. you definitely shouldn't have been aborted.

[phil @sonoftitan]

@Effloress but when's the "homie" getting a selfie to virtually renew my simp card