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libra

[son 𖤓 @sononvenus]

partner’s mom calls me her daughter in law now so i really don’t give a gaf about anything else

[son 𖤓 @sononvenus]

in a car w somebody and she said she thought dyke meant a southern lesbian wtf

[son 𖤓 @sononvenus]

@coolawsum nothing but a mic and being sidetracked continuously in sight

[son 𖤓 @sononvenus]

instead of narcan, let’s use viet coffee

[son 𖤓 @sononvenus]

ppl probably think i pulled up to the function via horse n buggy when i tell them im from west virginia

[son 𖤓 @sononvenus]

viet fathers get addicted to any and everything but being a good father

[son 𖤓 @sononvenus]

stopped taking psych meds and found out i really just needed impulse control

[son 𖤓 @sononvenus]

you ask amazing, smart, hardworking single moms why they chose the worst man on earth and they say sum shit like “he was actually so funny :P” girl …

[son 𖤓 @sononvenus]

ppl hate on what they can’t comprehend (androgyny)

[son 𖤓 @sononvenus]

tearing up bc i’m parting ways w my 67 y/o male coworker who speaks in literal riddles

[son 𖤓 @sononvenus]

luckiest person alive to love my family, love my wife, love my friends, love my hobbies. i’m just lucky to have so much to love i might throw up

[son 𖤓 @sononvenus]

i once hit a low so low my mom offered to pay for hypnotherapy

[son 𖤓 @sononvenus]

lmk

[son 𖤓 @sononvenus]

making rice porridge for my sick mom the way she used to make it for me when i was sick as a kid.. feeling #grown

[MusChampion @Less_HumbleTeej]

Yeah turn this shit UP

[son 𖤓 @sononvenus]

kinda felt like a gnome version of future

[son 𖤓 @sononvenus]

looking for a job !! let us know if you want us to come stand in your garden

[son 𖤓 @sononvenus]

i’m still sucking lesbian they/them strap idc

[Astrophile♀️ @truegynarchist]

an angel loses her wings whenever a beautiful masc woman puts he/him or they/them in her bio

[son 𖤓 @sononvenus]

@sxanyyyy i googled how we can get married on there

[son 𖤓 @sononvenus]

the way my car got hit by a FCKING MINI VAN from tennessee and then i somehow i turn my laptop off in the middle of AN EXAM all within two days is just so ALL OF THIS WITH NO NIC WHY ME WHY ME

[son 𖤓 @sononvenus]

and now i have to tell my gf the dumbest thing i just did <<<\\\333