Holt Hyde

Music's what's keepin' me goin', I'm the only man that mixes up the beats around here! And-- Hey, ew, what's that lame-o static? [#MonsterHigh.]

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@MH_FrankieTweet Frankieeee! What's shakin'?

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@NotHoltHyde [Blinks. ] Since when was it Tuesday? I thought it was Sunday the last time I checked.

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'Cause, you know, ghouls dig the hair.

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But then again, it's been raining a lot lately, so I'm just gonna stay in my head for awhile so my hair doesn't dim down.

[Holt Hyde @SoNotJackJekyll]

@NotHoltHyde I'm finally getting the hang of noticing sarcasm. [Deadpans.] And, hey! I haven't insulted you at all this week, yo.

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@NotHoltHyde I can be when I-- hey!

[Holt Hyde @SoNotJackJekyll]

Frankie is a hottie-hot-hot-hottie.

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Gah... Sugar coma... Never agaaaain.

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Woo-hoo! Halloween!

[Holt Hyde @SoNotJackJekyll]

[SNEEZES. ]

[Holt Hyde @SoNotJackJekyll]

Hey, Ghouls and Trolettes! It's almost Halloween and ya know what that means? PARTAAAY!

[Holt Hyde @SoNotJackJekyll]

@NotHoltHyde @MHFrankieStein6 [A disembodied voice. ] Ow!

[Holt Hyde @SoNotJackJekyll]

I don't get normal animals. They're not as ghool as cryptids, yo.

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Sheep are weird.

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'Kay. Now putting on some lame static because I need to hit the hay. This is the equivalent of counting mosquitoes.

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Youowemebigtime.

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Mmmrrreh.

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[Nods meekly, putting headphones over his ears. ]

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I'll... [Eyebrow twitch, hair simmers slightly. ] Let you have this one...

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Ugh, you're so lame, broski.