Ally Farrish

Let the people eat tweet.

[sophie @netcapgirl]

“nothing from my end, thanks!”

[Ally Farrish @sonraefar]

@Verizon what happened in the last hour??? What is happening you’re giving me whiplash

[Ally Farrish @sonraefar]

@katefeetie I have nightmares that I’m back at Brandcenter so I can’t imagine what your undergrad was like

[Ally Farrish @sonraefar]

@united we’re coming back from our honeymoon and we’ve been trying to get on a waitlist for an upgrade but can’t seem to figure it out. Would love a chance to avoid 11 hours in economy at the end of our trip!

[Adam Rotstein @madamepotstein]

applying to a job at @vuoriclothing this has to work

[Ally Farrish @sonraefar]

I “like” content from my favorite accounts even if I don’t actually enjoy it as a sacrifice to the Algorithm God so that he one day grants me permission to see my beloved friends, family, and memeslords again.

[Ally Farrish @sonraefar]

@madamepotstein @simplehuman I still laugh at this tweet that I retweeted

[Ally Farrish @sonraefar]

Oh so it's fine when you call my cats "fur babies" but when i call your kids "skin pets" there's a problem?

[Ally Farrish @sonraefar]

@madamepotstein This is the most underrated tweet of the year.

[Ally Farrish @sonraefar]

Just caught myself singing karma is my boyfriend but changing karma to trauma. thank you, subconscious I’m already aware

[Ally Farrish @sonraefar]

I just feel like I should tweet one last time while Twitter still exists

[katie @katefeetie]

you could publish a recipe for a banana and the first comment would be "can I make this without the banana???"

[Ally Farrish @sonraefar]

@ClaireWyckoff This is the first time I’ve ever felt normal

[katie @katefeetie]

[in a creepy haunted mansion with all my friends] for safety, let’s go exploring in groups of two. everyone pair up with the character you have the most conflict with

[katie @katefeetie]

is a gif a really short movie or a really long photograph

[Ally Farrish @sonraefar]

i'm sorry, if you see the word "coyote" and your brain doesn't immediately go, "coy-oat!" You're lying.

[Ally Farrish @sonraefar]

@ZARA never received my order 52429116711 but it says it was delivered. plz help

[Ally Farrish @sonraefar]

You’re Michael Barbaro and here’s what I need to WHAT?