Sons of Hansen

Honoring hometown hero Chris Hansen by promoting family-friendly soccer in Mid-Michigan

[Sons of Hansen @sonsofhansen]

@bjjasinski @JosephSlowvak @EpeeBill @chattahooligan @NGSDetroit @MichiganNoStars @Applebees @KDoesNotTweeter Disagree.

[Sons of Hansen @sonsofhansen]

This is really disappointing news. I'd always hoped to see this club grow up and mature into something beautiful.

[Sons of Hansen @sonsofhansen]

@MichiganNoStars @JosephSlowvak @NGSDylan @MatchDayNGS @NGSMerch @RougeRoversNGS @NGSDetroit @TheDukeNGS @LosCFCHooligans @hooliganhymnal @Prideraiser @chattahooligan @thatgalen @chattaknitter How about you hop in my panel van, I'll give you some free candy and tell you what it's all about.

[Sons of Hansen @sonsofhansen]

If we were as forgettable as you're making us out to be, we'd be able to go to our favorite parks again w/o the Michigan DOC bugging us https://t.co/sKwdb0Pp74

[Sons of Hansen @sonsofhansen]

@keyser_todd @Foil_NGS @DS4DCFC @SonsofRansom We have plenty of D's in Lansing, all at least 500 yards from schools and parks.

[Sons of Hansen @sonsofhansen]

@usldetroit @CrossStHooligan @NGSHogs @JosephSlowvak @LetsMakeRoots @MHKHogs @ThaBlackUnicorn @MichiganNoStars never bored when iCarly is on

[Sons of Hansen @sonsofhansen]

True, but on the bright side, we all fit in one panel van for away days now! https://t.co/lmg9PFHs6w

[NGS517 @NGS517Lansing]

@TheDukeNGS @Red_NGS @LansingUnited Average season home attendance: 1068 in 2014, 900 in 2015, 644 this season. I see why they don't stream.

[Sons of Hansen @sonsofhansen]

Great idea. We had something similar, but we don't anymore...for, uh, reasons #takeaseat https://t.co/nhktfNamwP

[AFC Ann Arbor @AFCAnnArbor]

Lil' Hooligans Replaces Youth Membership for 2016 #StrengthInTheOak https://t.co/ItcID1J94s #VisitAnnArbor #A2

[Sons of Hansen @sonsofhansen]

. @dwa22gr @MainStHooligan @SonsofRansom @GrandArmyGR Sorry, we're legally unable to have images like that on our computer for, umm, reasons

[Sons of Hansen @sonsofhansen]

We can't be the only ones seeing this. This Cleveland merch is not appropriate for little supporters #ThatsAPenis https://t.co/V9fgQ6nRm7

[6CS Cleveland @6CSCleveland]

The 6CS Cleveland store is up and running.
https://t.co/CGrXZB10d9
Support Cleveland #OurCityOurHome @AFCCleveland

[Sons of Hansen @sonsofhansen]

@TapThirty seems like a lot. We could probably only handle tap12 or tap13 at the most #IfYouKnowWhatImean

[Sons of Hansen @sonsofhansen]

Excuse me, @TapThirty where do all the high school girls hang out around here? #haveaseat

[Sons of Hansen @sonsofhansen]

Welcome to @LansingUnited Coach @natedmiller12 We look forward to lots of trolling in the future! #HaveASeat https://t.co/jJObvceGrb

[Sarge @SergeantScary]

@NPSLSoccer @DetroitCityFC @NGSDetroit Thank you all for voting me SOTY.

[Sons of Hansen @sonsofhansen]

. @bjjasinski @PolskaKrolowa @Chad_Aiello @mamacass8253 @pirmas697 Coach Mark Christensen didn't have to warn his neighbors when he moved in

[Sons of Hansen @sonsofhansen]

. @Chad_Aiello @mamacass8253 @pirmas697 @bjjasinski @MHKHogs @KilltedKen Michigan Stars Coach Mark Christensen is a nice guy, not a pederast

[Sons of Hansen @sonsofhansen]

Hey @sergeantcarey if @dalegparadowski doesn't want that hug, we'll take it. @hateerie @MichiganNoStars

[Sons of Hansen @sonsofhansen]

Hey Little Sons, tell your parents that this Friday's post #LanU match party at Subway has been cancelled.

[Sons of Hansen @sonsofhansen]

We're not worried about attendance. It'll get better in 3 yrs during the #WorldCup when ppl care about soccer again https://t.co/xXxMsSI8Zm

[Northern Guard Supporters @NGSDetroit]

Nothing from Sons of LanSHIT, guessing they chose USMNT tonight.

[Sons of Hansen @sonsofhansen]

Not entirely true. We just aren't doing as much supporter outreach since our misunderstanding at Chuck E Cheese https://t.co/PzCQZgEn6w

[DCFCFC – The Podcast @DCFCFC]

Fun fact. For every "my first game" tweet the united RTs, their attendance suggests the previous was several hundred parent's last. - Padre