Sons Over The Yardarm

A blog about boys, booze and buggering it all up. Mostly swearing.

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#TrussDick

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Theo recently discovered @Baddiel’s books so World Book Day’s effort is Birthday Boy. He’s bloody delighted and has insisted on being called Sam all week. #WorldBookDay

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@Turning_Pages7 “A fucking handbag?”

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Ok @PapaJohnsUK I know it’s a busy night so I can live with my order being wrong, but answer the phone or give me a way to contact you so I can get it sorted! #toastfortea #custexp #CustomerService #pizza

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Is anyone in #Ruislip missing a budgie? Our cat brought one in and it seems fine but I’m hoping to locate its owner! #missingpet #southruislip #hillingdon #pets

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@Hillingdon @ruislipcrafts My favourite so far.

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@Nigella_Lawson Nutella cake while it rains?

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Things to add to the “pointless stuff we did during lockdown” list; making crumpets. Delicious, though! #athomewithwarburtons

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#isitok that I really want to see @Miriammargolyes & @Anna_Soubry out on the lash together after the show?

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@EvendenKenyon Majestic in Ruislip’s finest!

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Bought these for my @HEYDUGGEE loving niece at @asda. As I scanned them at the checkout, they came up as “boys nightwear”. Any idea why, world? Because they’re not pink? Or do that have a codpiece I’ve not noticed? @LetToysBeToys #letPJsbePJs

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The Boys are away with my in laws for 5 nights. I am trying REALLY hard to miss them... #parenting #kids #mummybloggers #summerholidays

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Goodness knows how many times I’ve made this (possibly while pissed judging by the state of the page) but it always makes me bloody happy. Thank you @franwarde &@Joannechocolat

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@EmmaologyBlog Chunky Kit Kats straight from the fridge.

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#NextPrimeMinister

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Really, @Ocado? While everyone else is trying to use fewer bags, you send me two bags each containing a single item? 🙄 Genius. #waronplastic

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@DaddyPoppinsBlg 😘

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@DaddyPoppinsBlg Funnily enough, I pondered that question this very week... https://t.co/YLG2AiizKM

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Bloody love having #ruislip lido on our doorstep. Beach, steam train, pirate ship, ice cream and, most importantly, a Drinking Shop. #ruisliplido #FamilyDay #daysoutwithkids #kids #Hillingdon