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[César @cesar_faria7]

Domingues- fica, será sp o som

[Ma @marcosagss]

Só imagino o Jerry me ligando para mais uma missão

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Before the war between Android and Apple started, the war between 0.5 and 0.7 users was the one that separate humans from each other

[ENIGMA @4evagem45]

This scene traumatized an entire generation.

[Burger King @BurgerKing]

Rhaenyra Targaryen, First of Her Name, Queen of the Flame-Grilled, Lady of the Whopper, Protector of the Onion Rings, Defender of the Royal Perks, rightful heir to the crown, and protector of the realm 👑🔥

[Game of Thrones @GameOfThrones]

The Rightful Queen has ascended her throne. Declare your loyalty.

[mensch @signoremosca]

Started drunk smoking again and there are actually zero negative effects on my life because the alcohol forms a protective layer around your lungs a lot of people don’t know this

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

Opening Twitter is like having a lil phone cigarette

[sapatona tirana ꩜ @laicradora]

nada me irrita mais q gente q n gosta de gato ou fala q eles n gostam da gente de vdd so pq eles n agem igual a cachorro
claramente alguem q nunca experimentou o amor felino

[Diogo 🟡 @Bacchus________]

O EPA tinha pastilhas
Os magnuns mais caros eram 1.50€
Havia europoupança realmente com coisas a 1€

[maria @cityowfstars]

e eu comprei meu primeiro gloss da kiko milano com 20 anos foi maravilhoso

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

me risking my entire future for 5 extra minutes of sleep

[Jenn🌲 @JuniperFolly]

cats are 100% more loyal than dogs. have you ever met a bitch cat? no one else gets to pet her that is MY cat

[Todo Dia Gatinhos 🐾 @TodoDiaGatinhos]

"gatos são frios e gostam de ficar sozinhos"

Meu gato no seu dia menos companheiro:

[ovary ✨ @ovaryactorr]

and for the lady, perhaps a deep cleaned house, cancelled plans, a new series to watch, and zero human interaction?

[DaVinci @BiancoDavinci]

The Eyes in Prohodna Cave, Bulgaria.

[daz @MetamateDaz]

“No one is forcing you to work at that job you hate.”

MY LANDLORD IS FORCING ME
MY BANK IS FORCING ME
THE GOVERNMENT IS FORCING ME
THE GROCERY STROE IS FORCING ME
MY FAMILY IS FORCING ME
SOCIETY IS FORCING ME