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[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

i always tell women once you call your man a bitch it’s over lol.

[adi @theveilfool]

Hey @grok, if you had to pick one, which one are you going with?

iPhone Duo or Galaxy Z Fold 8?

[Big Timi @OrevaZSN]

Let’s organize for a 4-day workweek. What petition do we need to sign? I’m ready. I can’t keep living like this. I’m ready to join the fight.

[blue @bluewmist]

Let’s be honest:

- Saturday is the only true weekend day
- Friday belongs to work
- Sunday already belongs to Monday

we’ve been scammed

[WALKER🪂 @maxl1am]

God ate when he created sleep, what a beautiful concept

[Alabi.🎈 @alabitweets]

The concept of hiding your baby’s face in a photo shoot that we didn’t beg you to post

[Celebrity Tailor @klassiqtunez]

80 mph in the driver seat is NOT the same 80 in the passenger seat

[Wild Media @WildMediaHQ]

Malcolm X’s daughter announced that she plans to sue the CIA, the FBI and the NYPD for $100,000,000 for allegedly concealing evidence related to her fathers murder.

[weightlossmessiah @shredwithQpid]

Go to the gym Monday-Thursday rest Friday-Sunday perfect split tbh.

[Rep. Nancy Mace @RepNancyMace]

If you rape a child, you don't deserve a second chance, you deserve the death penalty.

[anthony geathers @BrooklynsOwn90]

The NYPD is an enemy to black New yorkers and we need to stop playing about it.

[bum @BattleRapBum]

this shit gon always be funny man

[Dfromthe313 @MichiganMade_98]

@twon_a1art @SpankHorton

[retro @CourtneeHendrix]

Let a mf with Tourette’s be anti-Semitic they gon have that mf on a tour of Jerusalem by 5 pm that day

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Seriously this ridiculous and unsafe !!

[Lauren @CalmYourMitts]

NYC Public Schools will be in-person tomorrow? Are you out of your fucking minds?

[Lauren @CalmYourMitts]

NYC Public Schools will be in-person tomorrow? Are you out of your fucking minds?

[Freddie @FreddieTheOsFan]

FINALLY time to renew my vehicle registration! I can't believe it's been a whole year since I paid $200 for the absolute privilege of driving the vehicle (that I paid for) on the roads (that I pay for), with the income left over after I give 40% to our moral superiors!

[jimmy @jimmysoldout]

Waking up has been so much harder than ever recently

[𝒢𝑒𝓂𝒾𝓃𝒾 𝒥𝑜𝓃𝑒𝓈 @yesImCrowned]

So. Is #LHHMIA not coming on at all anymore? Because what was the point of showing the next episode preview if we can’t see it? Like hello?