soph

male manipulator (I sometimes manipulate men), they/them 🇵🇸

[loser mutt spooky thing @zdog505]

my partner is so cute i want to eat them but then they would be gone forever so i won't eat them

[soph @soofus_]

@thisismydamspam WOAH ME!!!

[soph @soofus_]

@ComfyCa I accidentally touched a cig to my finger THREE WEEKS ago and still have a bit of a scab now. I can’t imagine purposely doing this but ig you go girl

[🌸ayana🌸 @ayanajsk]

"Get the fuck out of our city." Sir, start arresting them, you're the mayor.

[u @filterflowers]

i hate gay halloween because wdym you're wearing the freudian slip???

[soph @soofus_]

@mfnravn I love saying “girl what” to cishet men I don’t know super well!!

[Joe @possibly_joe3]

@citizenkawala he deadnames his daughter i'll deadname his app

[soph @soofus_]

@thisismydamspam Shawty mentioned!!

[soph @soofus_]

Theres gonna be at least one couple that breaks up tomorrow because the gf posts a story about the new Taylor Swift album but not a national bf day one

[soph @soofus_]

@Cheri_flavour New worst fear unlocked

[ayan. @artan_ayan]

some of you would've wept and wailed at the funerals of slave owners. spines made of paper mache.

[Adam Smith @adamndsmith]

“Nobody should be killed for their political beliefs” vs “every child in Gaza is potentially a terrorist” is a fun contrast

[Jay 🍀 @TREHAWKlNS]

Charlie Kirk woulda had 5 tweets about Muslims by now 💔

[schizzy ☆ @crybabybuick]

Are you busy for the next 50 years I wanna hangout every day

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

post-hangout affirmations

-i was normal
-there are at least 2 or 3 people alive
who are worse to spend time with
than me
-no one wants me to die
-nobody noticed when i missed my
mouth a little bit & spilled some diet
coke down my shirt

[soph @soofus_]

@thisismydamspam Girl this is almost incomprehensible

[soph @soofus_]

@thisismydamspam IM DYINGG

[soph @soofus_]

The way there’s a national gf day and national bf day but no national nb partner day… like I don’t want to be my boyf’s gf bc not a girl, but also a little sad :(