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Your favorite drunk uncle at family gatherings

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@1DJFirstClass @smoss Diabolical, but Ciara or Lil Bow Wow

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@iamcmai We mind as well share Spotify premium accounts. See you in the smoking sections

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@iamcmai Are you serious

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Brazilian steakhouse is the reason why they prefer to lay down while they fight

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@desusnice

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How it started. How's it going

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Who finishes their Costco $5 chicken? And why do you lie about that?

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@iamcmai @FUCCl

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@zackaaa And that grandma better be speaker phone obnoxious or ninja silent as if on screen saver mode

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@zackaaa And their radio has to tuned to that Chinese AM radio station that's super static and/or the basic cable Chinese channel that is also static

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@zackaaa And you better be able to do a walk in for a cut in the middle of them eating lunch. And they better immediately put down the rice bowl and apron you up

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@zackaaa And it better be cash only, but the single bill you give also included tip

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@JimBelushi According to who

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Don't get it twisted, you want traable if in rollerskate

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WATCH: Police in Karachi, Pakistan are training an armed rollerblading unit to better prevent theft and harassment on its streets.

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Small Steps

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some of you may not feel anything when you see this picture. Some will feel everything

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I still eat meals like I'm on my 30 min. Hourly wage work changed my life forever

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Pokémon cards. Buy in Pokémon boosters. Harriet Tubman bills won't work one day, but a shiny Blastoise will feed your family for a week

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This one ☝️ hits home