That Guy You Know

The one where I cuss and talk about stupid shit without anyone else really caring

[That Guy You Know @SoonerWxman]

I suppose there is some irony in me listening to Fight the Power while at work...

[That Guy You Know @SoonerWxman]

I should probably be ashamed to admit how much I relate to this tweet

[That Guy You Know @SoonerWxman]

@twicetheMF Fair. Probably a sign to hide the alcohol you want to survive until tomorrow, though

[That Guy You Know @SoonerWxman]

@SoonerWitch Ah, yes, the classic "I'm not touching you!" of social media.

[That Guy You Know @SoonerWxman]

@twicetheMF I played the video and wondered, "I don't get it, she sounds normal?" Then I saw where she is from, and it all made sense 💀

[That Guy You Know @SoonerWxman]

@_jennatural And it always seems like the mean folks are the ones who spend more time preening in front of the mirror than working out anyway. Like, why are those folks even here? Leave room for all of us who are here at the gym to get work done, regardless of our shape.

[That Guy You Know @SoonerWxman]

That brief moment of panic when @SoonerWitch shows up in your work account's mentions...

...good news is account separation remains intact

[That Guy You Know @SoonerWxman]

Nah, I'm cool cooking - gimme someone who wants to do dishes.

I don't know if such a person even exists, but many bonus points to anyone who does.

[Beer Goddess🍻 @TacoTitsday]

Imagine marrying someone who can't cook, man or woman.. gross.

We both gonna cook and we gonna make good food together or I don't want it

[That Guy You Know @SoonerWxman]

My romantic history, summed up in a single tweet.

[Cult of Personality @19Phranchize]

Pain

[That Guy You Know @SoonerWxman]

Well, I want to be cremated when I die, so probably that, whenever it happens.

[FOX College Football @CFBONFOX]

Who was your first favorite college football player? 🤔

[That Guy You Know @SoonerWxman]

Both. To be fair, my dad still has his, so that makes it a little easier.

[impossible Prince @Imposible_prins]

Does anyone (who grew up pre everything on social media) remember their parents landline numbers?

I don’t want them, I just wondered.

[That Guy You Know @SoonerWxman]

@twicetheMF Same... basically every time... 😬😬😬

[That Guy You Know @SoonerWxman]

I'm still waiting for my turn with the tiger

[That Guy You Know @SoonerWxman]

Hang on while I grab my tinfoil hat so I can assert this is happening just to make everyone think "Well, I guess Abbott's not so bad compared to this guy"

[Patrick Svitek @PatrickSvitek]

Just in: @DonHuffines announces for governor

[That Guy You Know @SoonerWxman]

From the "Things I wish I had not seen today" department

[That Guy You Know @SoonerWxman]

@twicetheMF @TacoTitsday My dad is a Jeep Guy, and it's completely true.

[That Guy You Know @SoonerWxman]

@TacoTitsday I still haven't gone, even though it's right there. I am a bad local beer drinker

[That Guy You Know @SoonerWxman]

I am fluffy, and I have nuts, so this seems like an appropriate beer

[That Guy You Know @SoonerWxman]

@TacoTitsday Yes, it was very nice.

And I'm definitely going to have to wait a little while before driving to the gym tonight because I didn't realize it was an Imperial until I opened it as my dinner beer after I'd already had an Imperial for a cooking beer.