john soda (taylor’s version)

I was saying boo urns.

[Kid Riles @kid_riles]

Wife:
I smell weed in the garage.
Are you high at 9:14 am???

Me:

[john soda (taylor’s version) @soooda]

Well, can’t say I’m proud that I predicted this one, but I called it. Sean Payton has confirmed he’s taking back play calling duties from Davis Webb. Question is now if this will actually help Bo Nix and improve the offense 🤔

[john soda (taylor’s version) @soooda]

Don’t mind me posting quotes from The Dog Stars

[john soda (taylor’s version) @soooda]

She's getting old. I don't count the years. I don't multiply by seven. They bred dogs for everything else, even diving for fish, why didn't they breed them to live longer, to live as long as a man?

[john soda (taylor’s version) @soooda]

Funny how you can live your whole life waiting and not know it... Waiting for your real life to begin. Maybe the most real thing the end. To realize when it's too late. I know now that I loved her more than anything on earth or off of it.

[john soda (taylor’s version) @soooda]

Best player in the league 🥶😤

[Denver Nuggets @nuggets]

Jok is ALREADY doin' this kind of stuff...

[john soda (taylor’s version) @soooda]

Yeah that’s what’s up @fantasyfocus playing Turnstile going into the break

[Wood🤙🏽 @bruhonco]

If I die bury me in a Bo Nix jersey

Because I just might come back

[NFL @NFL]

FINAL: The @Broncos erase a 16-point deficit with 30 2nd half points to win at home!

[john soda (taylor’s version) @soooda]

I need to see Resident Evil again so I can have a paper trail of being a complete nerd

[john soda (taylor’s version) @soooda]

They should let us bet on the over/under for Jaxson Dart going into the blue medical tent

[john soda (taylor’s version) @soooda]

You know what video game controllers are missing? Volume control for the TV. Or am I just dumb?

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Hate when you’re playing football and get stung by a jellyfish

[john soda (taylor’s version) @soooda]

So sad to hear about Chad Gilbert. RIP https://t.co/9gYTw9367k

[john soda (taylor’s version) @soooda]

@DailyBroncos I think he has till after the 49ers game. If he doesn’t enhance this offense by then, ownership should remind everyone that they TRADED for Sean Payton to coach this team and his calling card is calling plays!

[john soda (taylor’s version) @soooda]

God I love NFL Sundays! 🏈
Let’s set our fantasy lineups.
Let’s place our parlays.
(Let’s cash out our bets. 😏)
Let’s grill some food.
Let’s snack on some nachos.
Let’s talk our shit.
Let the good times roll…
LETS FUCKING GOOOOO!!!!!

[john soda (taylor’s version) @soooda]

Went to the mall to get a shirt for a wedding and in the 20 minutes I was there, I saw someone get CPR and heard 2 or 3 renditions of “Unpretty” by TLC. Hope everyone is doing ok out there…

[john soda (taylor’s version) @soooda]

@ZacStevens Not Bo basically saying it’s a must win 😭

[john soda (taylor’s version) @soooda]

Saw this today. FINALLY a movie worthy of this title!

[john soda (taylor’s version) @soooda]

There’s someone I really want to send this to, but can’t