Sofia

please disregard everything

[Sofia @soooofia]

Whenever someone comments on how nasty oatmeal raisin cookies are I feel personally attacked

[David Harbour @DavidKHarbour]

666k
Of this tweet.
Big Red officiates. Full Gear. In his saintly best.
Impossible number?
Think of how difficult it will be for me to get this character ordained by a Christian church😈🙄
(P.S. - I’ll knock off 500k if you can get @artofmmignola to read a poem at the service)

[Lili Reinhart @lilireinhart]

Just wondering if all of our Webkinz died slow and painful deaths due to our neglect once we stopped logging in to feed them. I had 14 of them, that’s a lot of blood on my hands.

[Sofia @soooofia]

@thelasttay 🙋

[Kody @LamboKody]

Me getting into bed after putting my name and date on my homework

[Sofia @soooofia]

@lilireinhart Bingpot

[Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse]

Nothing like youtube's greatest hits, with fan favorites such as- "vines that helped me reconcile the oppressive futility of my mortality and my great grandmother's passing"

[Lili Reinhart @lilireinhart]

If you say “I have a surprise for you” and it’s not a dog then I don’t want it.

[Sofia @soooofia]

Thanks so much @kenzierae09 for the #SwiftieSupport cards!! It means a lot! 💜💜

[Sofia @soooofia]

@kenzierae09 I'm interested!

[Simone Biles @Simone_Biles]

swear I get uglier everyday

[Sofia @soooofia]

@FinnSkata I had chili last night