soren

thinking about that funny thing I said

[soren @soooooren]

Not wearing my retainer during pride month cause I’m not forcing my teeth to be straight

[young werther @werther_n]

Wearing a linen shirt and it’s not aristocratic it’s wrinkly as fuck and I look like a jackass

[︎quack🦆 @Quacklews]

@jbillinson I never thought I’d see the mamdaknees

[The Athletic | Football @TheAthleticFC]

“My relationship with my club began the same way it does for most football fans: before I was old enough to understand what I was getting myself into. When I was nine, my uncle introduced me to a team with a cannon on its shirt, a grizzled captain named Tony Adams, and players like Nwankwo Kanu who had been born in Africa but now lived somewhere else, just like me. Arsenal felt familiar before I even understood why.

“And then there was the manager, a man who I initially thought had been named after the club and then believed that somehow the club must have been named after him. Arsene Wenger may have struggled with his raincoat, but rarely with his orchestra. The football his teams played sang.

“But what was once the nostalgia of the past has become the beauty of the present.

“We won. We are champions of England. And we are just one game away from being crowned champions of Europe too.”

@ZohranKMamdani, mayor of New York City, writes for The Athletic on what Arsenal means to him.

FREE READ 🔗 https://t.co/ge64qWmVuz

[Zohran Kwame Mamdani @ZohranKMamdani]

we both up now

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

The Arsenal. Your Premier League champions.

[Justin J. Pearson @Justinjpearson]

Speaker of the TN House Cameron Sexton just removed me and every Democrat — and therefore every Black elected official in the state legislature from any committee we served on.

This move strips nearly 2 million Tennesseans from the representation they deserve in TN state leg.

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

ANOTHER BIG STEP.

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINALISTS ❤️

[L. Louise Lucas @SenLouiseLucas]

Thank you McDonalds for hiring those facing federal job losses. Every family deserves to earn a living and that’s why we raised our minimum wage in Virginia to $15 an hour.

[ABC News @ABC]

A polite pigeon in Massachusetts calmly rode a commuter train before disembarking at the next stop.

[matt @mattybtweets69]

The news/society: stop eating Trader Joe’s frozen meals. There is glass in them and they are harmful to your health

Me: I’m da glass man

[soren @soooooren]

Very distracting. I do not support this behavior during free throws.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

When else can you hear a dude belting out Iris by the Goo Goo Dolls mid game?

Only in MARCH

[soren @soooooren]

@ACCChamps21 @pittbandphoto …cropped out of the picture… 🤦‍♂️….

[Cyclone Larry @CycloneLarry69]

“The worst thing ever?? Oh yeah we invented that😎😎😎”

[FLAVOR FLAV @FlavorFlav]

Formal invitation sent to the women’s hockey team,,; but if anyone knows someone with them,,, have them reach out to my great at the email in my bio.

Let’s do this,!!!

[FactPost @factpostnews]

The Olympic gold medal-winning U.S. women's hockey team has declined Trump's invitation to attend his State of the Union address.

[DarkHomer @wokehomer]

Don’t mind me, I’m just over here apolitically interviewing the sitting president of the United States while he’s actively being implicated in a decades-long criminal conspiracy to traffic children for sex and kill anyone who threatens to expose it

[el Jefé @JefePil]

someone said that John Harbaugh has the same voice as Joe Biden and now I can’t unhear it